Funny story





I am in the far right and in the far left is, I must admit a nice black Charger with chrome wheels, meaty tires, spoiler etc, nice looking car. Now what I usually get is a guy who traded in his minivan and jumps into something like this and thinks it's about the fastest thing on 4 wheels because they just haven't been in a fast car before.
Anyway I get the pacing routine going on, he's staying right beside me, traffic pretty much none. There is a light and he is still in the far left and I'm in the far right and no traffic there is no on in the the middle. I take off a little more aggressively and he stays right with me.
Now I gotta do what I do in these situations and that is get into second gear at 2500RPM and tromp on it, tires go up in smoke and I'm ten car lengths ahead before the guy even knows what just happened and I am barely above the speed limit because I hit the brake right away. This usually all of sudden makes their house move to a different location and they turn at the next light and start thinking maybe my car isn't as fast as they thought.
Anyway like I said I immediately hit the brakes so I barely even speed and he goes home and tell his buddies not to mess with a burgundy '80 Vette. Been working good like that over the years as like I said no bothers me anymore, except litre bikes but that's another story.
So anyway I hit the brakes and am now doing the speed limit, my turn off to my house is at a light but has it's own ramp. Soon as I put my signal on and begin to turn the guy in the Charger gives me one blip of his police siren
Last edited by MotorHead; Nov 6, 2011 at 03:30 PM.
Will
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Another guy I know is a fireman, his brother I used to play hockey with for many years on the same team and he tells me he shows off my car on the internet to his police buddies telling them he knows me so it could have been anyone of those guys or one of the officers that just plain like my car.
Not to sound like I don't like women but they are the worst, they don't understand the car, all they can say is it loud and it stinks, she bent over and showed a rookie officer the stainless tips welded on to my Magnaflows and told him this was what to look for and this is how they make there cars louder, I told here I didn't need anything to make a 600HP motor louder and actually went with one of the quietest mufflers I could find. She just ignored what I said.
When I told her about all her fellow officers that I know, she says she hates name droppers. ( I even had my neighbor out for a second gear smoke show, now how much fun is that complete immunity for a burnout )
I can spot those Black Chargers in the next county, this one fooled me because he didn't have those steel black police wheels, he had some nice wheels on it absolutely no markings and hidden antennas. I can even spot an unmarked Malibu from 500 yrds










Will
Up here they confiscate your car and it's 10-12 points and up to $5000 fine for "Street Racing" so you better have a lawyer.


















Would have been perfect for that moment. :ROFL:

