RiCE - humor....
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RiCE - humor....
We know Corvettes rule ! ...but it's funny to see RiceHeads talk about their cars like they're special edition LeMans cars or somethin' :lol:
Here's a few acronyms of our favorite RICE buddies :
ACURA - Always Catching Up, Rarely Ahead
HONDA - Hang On, Not Done Accelerating
HYUNDAI - Here's Y U Never Drive An Import
MITSUBISHI - May Involve Turbos, Suck Unless Boost Is Seriously High Inside
NISSAN - Need I Say Something About Nothing
TOYOTA - Tolerances Over Yielding, Often Towwed Away
and but of course - VETTE - Very Effective Thrust Torching Everyone ! :lol:
Here's a few acronyms of our favorite RICE buddies :
ACURA - Always Catching Up, Rarely Ahead
HONDA - Hang On, Not Done Accelerating
HYUNDAI - Here's Y U Never Drive An Import
MITSUBISHI - May Involve Turbos, Suck Unless Boost Is Seriously High Inside
NISSAN - Need I Say Something About Nothing
TOYOTA - Tolerances Over Yielding, Often Towwed Away
and but of course - VETTE - Very Effective Thrust Torching Everyone ! :lol:
Instructor
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Re: RiCE - humor.... (verskel)
Why quit with the RICE burners, when we can still crack on everybody else!
PONTIAC - poor old nut thinks its a corvette
FORD - Found on road dead
DODGE - driver over did ground effects
CADILLAC - can another driver imagine loosing lead against corvette
:cool: :D
PONTIAC - poor old nut thinks its a corvette
FORD - Found on road dead
DODGE - driver over did ground effects
CADILLAC - can another driver imagine loosing lead against corvette
:cool: :D
Melting Slicks
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Re: RiCE - humor.... (dewayne4)
Now waita minute.
My 68 Pontiac Firebird, with its 500 hp 465 engine (hopped up 455) has no problem with its own identity. It doesn't think for a second it's a Corvette.
It does, however, respect Vettes, because it has one for a "brother".
BUT...It definitely knows the difference. It says, "I'm a pure musclecar with a street/strip engine, don't call me a sports car".
My 68 Pontiac Firebird, with its 500 hp 465 engine (hopped up 455) has no problem with its own identity. It doesn't think for a second it's a Corvette.
It does, however, respect Vettes, because it has one for a "brother".
BUT...It definitely knows the difference. It says, "I'm a pure musclecar with a street/strip engine, don't call me a sports car".
Safety Car
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Re: RiCE - humor.... (verskel)
:lol: Awesome! I'm gonna use those in the chat rooms when one of those domestic vs. import brawls get going.
HONDA - Heap Of Non Desireable Automobile
HONDA- Help, Owners Never Drive Anywhere
SUBARU- Sorry, U Bought A Real Ugly!
SUBARU-Slow Uphills Because Always Real Underpowered :cry
Got a rice joke:
How do you double the value of a Rice Car? :confused:
Put air in the tire
:eek:
Does anyone have more rice jokes? I'd love to hear them!
HONDA - Heap Of Non Desireable Automobile
HONDA- Help, Owners Never Drive Anywhere
SUBARU- Sorry, U Bought A Real Ugly!
SUBARU-Slow Uphills Because Always Real Underpowered :cry
Got a rice joke:
How do you double the value of a Rice Car? :confused:
Put air in the tire
:eek:
Does anyone have more rice jokes? I'd love to hear them!
Instructor
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Re: RiCE - humor.... (verskel)
My daily driver is a Ford so I feel I can offer this without impunity, it also get over 30mpg and I can haul my BigBlock engine projects in the back with no problem. Outside of that even Ford admitted it's a POS by knocking off almost half the purchase price because I've had soooo many problems with it.
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Re: RiCE - humor.... (MoMo)
Now waita minute.
My 68 Pontiac Firebird, with its 500 hp 465 engine (hopped up 455) has no problem with its own identity. It doesn't think for a second it's a Corvette.
It does, however, respect Vettes, because it has one for a "brother".
BUT...It definitely knows the difference. It says, "I'm a pure musclecar with a street/strip engine, don't call me a sports car".
My 68 Pontiac Firebird, with its 500 hp 465 engine (hopped up 455) has no problem with its own identity. It doesn't think for a second it's a Corvette.
It does, however, respect Vettes, because it has one for a "brother".
BUT...It definitely knows the difference. It says, "I'm a pure musclecar with a street/strip engine, don't call me a sports car".
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Re: RiCE - humor.... (MoMo)
MoMo-
Well, I see your point but THIS definition would not have been funny :
PONTIAC : 500 hp 465 engine. Has no problem with its own identity. It knows it's not a Corvette.
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