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Old Jun 13, 2002 | 02:27 PM
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Me and a friend were driving around the other day, trying to think up some good names for these "Performance Shops" around town that cater to ricers only. I had a few ideas ... How about "Wings N Rice", or "NOS Izz Us"!
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Old Jun 13, 2002 | 03:14 PM
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"Hai Performance Dojo."

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Old Jun 13, 2002 | 03:14 PM
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Down in New Orleans they had one called Sonic Boom. All the ricers go there and get stickers that cover the car(4 foot long). I am not sure if they do any real performance work, but they may.

Mark B.
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Old Jun 13, 2002 | 03:37 PM
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Heh, I JUST saw one of those Sonic Boom deals for the first time yesterday. That Civic had the whole ricer sha-bang on it. His exhaust pipe was so big, I could've drove into it. I think there were some mid-size animals trapped in there too (or at least it sounded that way).
:lol: :lol:
More like 'Sonic Annoyance'
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Old Jun 13, 2002 | 03:41 PM
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It's weird, because before I came to this forum I had never heard the term "ricer", and neither had anyone I knew. But NOW it's spreading, because I make sure I tell everyone I know what a ricer is, and why they're stupid. :lol:

I refer to all "performance" shops here by my made up ricer names.

BIG APPLE = BIG RICER
EDGE ROCKS = RICE ROCKS
CUSTOM SOUND AND WIRELESS = CUSTOM RICE AND RICEARONI

:jester Jerry
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Old Jun 13, 2002 | 04:44 PM
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grocery gettin' performance parts

4 door detail performance

sticker aerodynamics co.

and the old domestic ricers shop (cavalier, neon ricers)
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Old Jun 13, 2002 | 05:02 PM
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Golden Decal buffet
fast delivery service

Instant Perfomace Decal shop


Decal Import Shop


Custom Folger's exhaust shop

Emrald Palace Wing's and Thing's

:jester
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Old Jun 13, 2002 | 06:15 PM
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Down in New Orleans they had one called Sonic Boom. All the ricers go there and get stickers that cover the car(4 foot long). I am not sure if they do any real performance work, but they may.

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Mark-----Don't you know that those 4 ft. long stickers are worth 25 RWHP each!!!!! :yesnod: :D
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Old Jun 13, 2002 | 06:49 PM
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Ah yes, the local Pokemon contingent.

See the following parts vendors for blue LED washer nozzles, Mugen seatbelt cozies, euro style wheels with red anodized center caps, grille mesh, aluminum pedal covers, Japaneese symbol decals, colored wire wraps, and big chrome coffe can mufflers:

Fart Cans Limited

All Show-No Go

Pokemon Performance

Szechwan Speed

The Poo Poo Platter

Brap!

Super Terrific Happy Cars

Bad Boyz Bukake
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Old Jun 13, 2002 | 07:17 PM
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Down in New Orleans they had one called Sonic Boom. All the ricers go there and get stickers that cover the car(4 foot long). I am not sure if they do any real performance work, but they may.

Mark B.
So far I've seen a mustang and a generic ricer with those 4ft side stickers that look exactly like "the fast and faggy" ricers.
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Old Jun 13, 2002 | 07:26 PM
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Mark-----Don't you know that those 4 ft. long stickers are worth 25 RWHP each!!!!!
dont you mean 25 FWHP?????
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Old Jun 13, 2002 | 11:19 PM
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Kamakazie Koffee Kan Killaz

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Old Jun 13, 2002 | 11:21 PM
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The local toyota dealership is called, get this "Rice Toyota" :jester

I break out laughing when i drive past... :crazy:
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Old Jun 14, 2002 | 10:18 AM
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Yeap, and the ones that say GOT RICE?? in 6 inch letter are worth a good 50 hp. Now lets not forget about the lights on the windshield washers. Those have to be worth another 20 hp. Now they even have lighted tire stem caps.

Mark B.
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Old Jun 14, 2002 | 12:14 PM
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Old Jun 14, 2002 | 03:58 PM
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Stupid are Us
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Old Jun 14, 2002 | 05:50 PM
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Old Jun 14, 2002 | 06:01 PM
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So you have seen that poorly translated video game. That has to have been the most hillarious video I have found on the web.

Mark B.
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Old Jun 14, 2002 | 06:04 PM
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So you have seen that poorly translated video game.
What video game is that? I don't know what your talking about.


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Someone set us up the bomb! :lol:

Wait a minute! That's it!

SOMEONE SET US UP THE RICE!
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