A seven-month-pregnant gal walks on to a city bus and sits down. A guy across from her on the other aisle seat sees her and starts grinning. The gal gets uncomfortable and moves to another seat. This time the guy is chuckling noticeably. Finally she gets up and moves again ... this time the guy just BUSTS OUT LAUGHING until he has tears coming out of his eyes.

She tells the bus driver to stop, and of course call the cops because she's being harassed. The next day they are all in front of the judge. He asks the man from the bus what he has to say for himself. Here's what the man says:

"Judge, I'm sorry. But when she came in to the bus, I couldn't help but notice her. She's attractive, and obviously very, VERY pregnant. So she sits down right under an ad in the bus for a new birth control pill. It sure was odd, and I grinned. When she moved the first time, she sat right under another ad, this time for Kotex and I chuckled." The judge tells him to "Continue."

So then the man says "When she moved the last time, she unfortunately sat right under a tire ad, showing a car wreck in the rain. The wording on the ad is what made me laugh out loud and I'm sorry if it made a bad situation worse. But the ad said in real big letters "GOODYEAR RUBBERS COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS ACCIDENT!!" I just had to laugh." :lol::lol:

"Case Dismissed" the judge said, walking to his chambers laughing uncontrollably. :lol: