Friday Funny ot
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Drifting
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From: Marietta Ga.
Friday Funny ot
A man bought a C3 and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive. The top was down and the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair, and he decided to open her up. As the needle jumped to 80 mph, he suddenly saw flashing blue lights behind him.
"There's no way they can catch a Vette," he thought to himself and floored her. The needle hit 90, 120 . . . then the reality of the situation hit him. "What the heck am I doing?" he thought, and pulled over.
The officer came up to him, took his license without a word, and examined it and the car. "It's been a long day, this is the end of my shift and it's Friday. I don't feel like more paperwork, so if you can give me an excuse for the way you were driving that I haven't heard before, I’ll let you go."
The guy thinks for a second and says, "Last week my wife ran off with a cop. I was afraid you were trying to give her back."
"Have a nice weekend," said the officer. :lol:
"There's no way they can catch a Vette," he thought to himself and floored her. The needle hit 90, 120 . . . then the reality of the situation hit him. "What the heck am I doing?" he thought, and pulled over.
The officer came up to him, took his license without a word, and examined it and the car. "It's been a long day, this is the end of my shift and it's Friday. I don't feel like more paperwork, so if you can give me an excuse for the way you were driving that I haven't heard before, I’ll let you go."
The guy thinks for a second and says, "Last week my wife ran off with a cop. I was afraid you were trying to give her back."
"Have a nice weekend," said the officer. :lol:
Safety Car
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From: Pearland TX
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Re: Friday Funny ot (72GACRZR)
Amendment.... the reality
A man bought a C3 and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive. The top was down and the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair, and he decided to open her up. As the needle jumped to 80 mph, he suddenly saw flashing blue lights behind him.
"There's no way they can catch a Vette," he thought to himself and floored her. The needle hit 90, 120 . . . then the reality of the situation hit him. "What the heck am I doing?" he thought, and pulled over.
The officer came up to him, took his license without a word, and examined it and the car. "It's been a long day, this is the end of my shift and it's Friday. I don't feel like more paperwork, so here's your wife back."
:cheers:
A man bought a C3 and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive. The top was down and the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair, and he decided to open her up. As the needle jumped to 80 mph, he suddenly saw flashing blue lights behind him.
"There's no way they can catch a Vette," he thought to himself and floored her. The needle hit 90, 120 . . . then the reality of the situation hit him. "What the heck am I doing?" he thought, and pulled over.
The officer came up to him, took his license without a word, and examined it and the car. "It's been a long day, this is the end of my shift and it's Friday. I don't feel like more paperwork, so here's your wife back."
:cheers:
Racer
Joined: Jan 2003
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From: Morganton GA
Re: Friday Funny ot (72GACRZR)
The guy thinks for a second and says, "Last week my wife ran off with a cop. I was afraid you were trying to give her back."
"Have a nice weekend," said the officer. :lol:
"Have a nice weekend," said the officer. :lol:
