You know your in trouble when..... (Topic)
May 6, 2003 | 11:24 PM
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You know your in trouble when..... (Topic)
the Mechanic says, "No problem leave the vette here for a few days. Will take care of it."
the Police officer says, "Why were you speeding" and you reply "To get the hell out of this town."
I'm sure you guy's have some better ones. I'm bored while the vette is at the shop, so all I can do is just clean the garage and post. :cheers:
May 6, 2003 | 11:51 PM
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Re: You know your in trouble when..... (Budman78)
...you can't find your vette keys... and the kids are at "home"
May 7, 2003 | 12:01 AM
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Re: You know your in trouble when..... (battsup)
... you look for something new to put into your signature and the only thing that fits is.....
[Modified by bgrice, 11:02 PM 5/6/2003]
May 7, 2003 | 12:48 AM
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Re: You know your in trouble when..... (Budman78)
... you look at all the *smilie* sites to find one that you can post under the next thread Olivier answers and you wonder if you can lose points by posting these things.
May 7, 2003 | 01:49 AM
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Re: You know your in trouble when..... (bgrice)
You gonna get DAWGED!!!! :nono: :lol:
May 7, 2003 | 02:24 AM
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Re: You know your in trouble when..... (71,454,4spd)
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You gonna get DAWGED!!!! :nono: :lol:
Hey, how did I get in the middle of this :confused: :lol: :lol: :lol:
May 7, 2003 | 04:12 AM
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Re: You know your in trouble when..... (Budman78)
...your wife answers the door and your girlfriend is standing there holding a pistol shouting, "I'm pregnant, your husband is the father and I'm going to kill us all!"
(It's a modified Carlin thing, but it adds up to trouble in my book. :yesnod: )
May 7, 2003 | 04:33 PM
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Re: You know your in trouble when..... (The Dude)
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...your wife answers the door and your girlfriend is standing there holding a pistol shouting, "I'm pregnant, your husband is the father and I'm going to kill us all!"
Sounds like another lazy saturday afternoon :yawn: :yawn: :boxing
-Chris
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May 7, 2003 | 04:54 PM
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Re: You know your in trouble when..... (RUXperienced)
You are going to be late on the night your wife is home with the sick 4 year old.
PS. Anybody have a spare room (and garage space) to rent?