Joke: Mechanically Speaking
Aug 20, 2003 | 09:38 PM
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Joke: Mechanically Speaking
I posted this in OT, if you don't get over there, here it is again.
A blonde pushes her corvette into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly. She says whats the story? He replies, Just crap in the carburetor. She asks, How often do I have to do that?
Hope its not a dupe. Funny still.
Aug 20, 2003 | 10:26 PM
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Re: Joke: Mechanically Speaking (Eddie 70)
:lolg:
:leaving:
Aug 21, 2003 | 01:01 AM
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Re: Joke: Mechanically Speaking (Eddie 70)
:lol: Very funny. Although, I don't know what's funnier: the joke or the fact I didn't get it right away :lol:
Aug 21, 2003 | 02:46 AM
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Re: Joke: Mechanically Speaking (Buffalo Dude)
Thats funny.... :lol:
Aug 21, 2003 | 02:50 AM
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Re: Joke: Mechanically Speaking (Eddie 70)
Ha..Ha.. :lolg: :lolg:
Aug 21, 2003 | 08:42 AM
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Re: Joke: Mechanically Speaking (1978VetteOwner)
Once TTT for those who missed.
Aug 21, 2003 | 06:33 PM
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Re: Joke: Mechanically Speaking (Eddie 70)
Eddie 70, thanks I needed a good laugh. :rofl: :rofl:
Aug 21, 2003 | 06:51 PM
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Re: Joke: Mechanically Speaking (Eddie 70)
:lol: Thats funny. And its simple too. Simple enough for me to remember. I hear alot of jokes but only can remember a few when it comes time to tell them. Now that one I think I can remember. Wait a minute...how does it go again... awww shucks :banghead:
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Aug 21, 2003 | 07:06 PM
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Re: Joke: Mechanically Speaking (Eddie 70)
:lol:
Aug 21, 2003 | 07:47 PM
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Re: Joke: Mechanically Speaking (Eddie 70)
:lolg: :lol: :lolg:
Aug 21, 2003 | 08:31 PM
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Re: Joke: Mechanically Speaking (Eddie 70)
:lol:
Aug 21, 2003 | 11:48 PM
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Re: Joke: Mechanically Speaking (SharkAttack)
:lol: Did you hear the one about the blonde who couldn't find her oil cap under the hood. The only cap she found was the "710" cap. (oil upside down)
Aug 22, 2003 | 08:37 AM
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Re: Joke: Mechanically Speaking (Eddie 70)
That joke is so old, I fell of my dinosaur laffing the 1st time I heard it.
Aug 22, 2003 | 08:52 AM
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Re: Joke: Mechanically Speaking (Eddie 70)
:lolg: good un!