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Old Aug 20, 2003 | 09:38 PM
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I posted this in OT, if you don't get over there, here it is again.

A blonde pushes her corvette into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly. She says whats the story? He replies, Just crap in the carburetor. She asks, How often do I have to do that?


Hope its not a dupe. Funny still.

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Old Aug 20, 2003 | 10:26 PM
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:lolg:


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Old Aug 21, 2003 | 01:01 AM
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:lol: Very funny. Although, I don't know what's funnier: the joke or the fact I didn't get it right away :lol:
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Old Aug 21, 2003 | 02:46 AM
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Thats funny.... :lol:
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Old Aug 21, 2003 | 02:50 AM
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Ha..Ha.. :lolg: :lolg:
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Old Aug 21, 2003 | 08:42 AM
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Once TTT for those who missed.
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Old Aug 21, 2003 | 06:33 PM
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Eddie 70, thanks I needed a good laugh. :rofl: :rofl:
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Old Aug 21, 2003 | 06:51 PM
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:lol: Thats funny. And its simple too. Simple enough for me to remember. I hear alot of jokes but only can remember a few when it comes time to tell them. Now that one I think I can remember. Wait a minute...how does it go again... awww shucks :banghead:
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Old Aug 21, 2003 | 07:47 PM
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:lolg: :lol: :lolg:
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Old Aug 21, 2003 | 08:31 PM
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Old Aug 21, 2003 | 11:48 PM
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:lol: Did you hear the one about the blonde who couldn't find her oil cap under the hood. The only cap she found was the "710" cap. (oil upside down)
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Old Aug 22, 2003 | 08:37 AM
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That joke is so old, I fell of my dinosaur laffing the 1st time I heard it.
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Old Aug 22, 2003 | 08:52 AM
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:lolg: good un!
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