Ten Commandments For Corvette Ownership
Mar 23, 2004 | 12:04 PM
Racer
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From: san diego ca
Re: Ten Commandments For Corvette Ownership (Corvette_fetish)
guilty of putting cheap gas in mine... :(
but at $2.30/gal here in So.Cal...I wouldn't be able to drive it if I shot for higher quality.
But I have an idea for the "extended 11-20" list:
Thou shalt never, NEVER, create or ever consider buying one of those sad sad butchered up fugly vettes for sale on ebay.
Just a thought.
Mar 23, 2004 | 12:42 PM
Racer
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From: Carlsbad CA
Re: Ten Commandments For Corvette Ownership (Silvr77)
Somewhere in the top 25 has to be:
"Thou shalt not drive with the windows up if the top is down."
:flag
Mar 23, 2004 | 01:02 PM
Racer
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From: Houston TX
St. Jude Donor '08-'10
Re: Ten Commandments For Corvette Ownership (Corvette_fetish)
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When it deserves a good cussing out, it will get one. :cuss
Dang straight. You let it know who's boss.
Mar 23, 2004 | 01:20 PM
Melting Slicks
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From: Tempe AZ
Re: Ten Commandments For Corvette Ownership (72steel454)
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When it deserves a good cussing out, it will get one. :cuss
Dang straight. You let it know who's boss.
I try to make it very clear to her that
I"M THE BOSS , but she often shows me who's the one who ultimately ends up getting her way.
Mar 23, 2004 | 02:00 PM
Melting Slicks
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From: Madison Alabama
Re: Ten Commandments For Corvette Ownership (Silvr77)
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Thou shalt not loan thy Corvette to anyone
I'll loan out anything I own; 'cept my Wife my Vette or my toothbrush! :D
Mar 23, 2004 | 06:16 PM
Racer
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From: Greenfield OH
Re: Ten Commandments For Corvette Ownership (Silvr77)
AMEN, BROTHER!!
Weasle :yesnod:
Mar 23, 2004 | 07:14 PM
Le Mans Master
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From: I blame my Dyslexia MD
Re: Ten Commandments For Corvette Ownership (sorcerer)
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great commandments to live by. especially the one regarding "unpaved roads.? :seeya
i live on a 1/3 mile dirt road with a whole lotta pot holes :cry
i break that one, but never my 5 mph rule for that road
MAtt
Mar 23, 2004 | 11:52 PM
Instructor
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From: Waunakee WI
Re: Ten Commandments For Corvette Ownership (Silvr77)
Not to make C5 owners :mad but they seem to break the waving Commandment when I am waving at them. I guess they don't see me :sad: but how can you miss a Bright Yellow Vette?????
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Mar 24, 2004 | 12:57 AM
Safety Car
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From: York PA
Re: Ten Commandments For Corvette Ownership (Silvr77)
:lol: :lol:
Mar 24, 2004 | 01:15 AM
Cruising
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From: Landisburg Pa
Re: Ten Commandments For Corvette Ownership (Corvette_fetish)
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"riced" Cavalier with a big wing. My car was running poorly and I smoked his sorry sport compact azz by about two secs.
Dont you mean Domesticated Rice! It's not uncle bens!
:lol:
Mar 24, 2004 | 10:38 AM
Drifting
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From: Allen, TX, USA
Re: Ten Commandments For Corvette Ownership (Silvr77)
I think you forgot a very important one.
Thou shalt not take her to Bubba to be fixed or use Bubba's parts!!!
:smash:
Mar 24, 2004 | 11:31 AM
Burning Brakes
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From: Olive Branch MS
St. Jude Contributor
Re: Ten Commandments For Corvette Ownership (verskel)
Thou shalt not forget to activate the alarm system or lock her up.
Hell, I can't even get key to turn in mine! :boxing
Mar 24, 2004 | 11:48 AM
Le Mans Master
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From: Hanger 18 Taxachusetts
Re: Ten Commandments For Corvette Ownership (Silvr77)
And so it shall be
Amen
:blueangel: