[OT]Ricer rap
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Race Director
Joined: Jul 2002
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From: Texas
Melting Slicks
Joined: Aug 2004
Posts: 2,165
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From: Keizer Oregon
I think that this guy might have a small d+*k
and i bet that his honda is not very quick
A Vtec is fine for your drive to your jobs
but my Corvette will smoke all you rice burnin' snobs
your job At "Hardees" may be what you can git
To outfit your japmobile, whit bling bling and $h!t
So pull up next to my Vette anytime
And you'll see why I fr*ggin laughed at your rhyme
and i bet that his honda is not very quick
A Vtec is fine for your drive to your jobs
but my Corvette will smoke all you rice burnin' snobs
your job At "Hardees" may be what you can git
To outfit your japmobile, whit bling bling and $h!t
So pull up next to my Vette anytime
And you'll see why I fr*ggin laughed at your rhyme
Pro
Joined: Sep 2002
Posts: 620
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From: San Antonio TX
I love it!!! My wife loves her little Honda with the 4cyl VTEC. She even tinted the windows (we live in the desert) and put a wing on it (factory style, dealer installed) so it didn't blend in so well with the other hundred or so of them sitting in the parking lot at work.
So far, no fart can sticking out the back. My daughter will probably inherit it next year so who knows then?
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From: Lenoir City Tennessee
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My wifes little Acura Integra has the VTEC 4 Cylinder engine. It can't get out of its own way. I drive it to work every night and she drives it to work every day. It gets a lot better gas mileage than my truck and has a nice radio.
Melting Slicks
Joined: Aug 2004
Posts: 2,165
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From: Keizer Oregon
If you want to see something really funny, look at the replies on his home page.
http://htmlgear.tripod.com/guest/con...h_1&i=1&a=view
he he he
http://htmlgear.tripod.com/guest/con...h_1&i=1&a=view
he he he