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Old Oct 8, 2004 | 01:00 PM
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What's going on in the car forums?

Bentley Forums
- - - I used the ash tray today. How do I replace it?

Camaro/Firebird Forums
- - - My girl slept with my brother and my wife. How can I kill 'em?
btw, I have a record and I ain't going back.

Mustang (Chevelle) forums
- - -Some punk kid in a Civic tried to race me.

Monte Carlo forums
- - -Why do I keep getting pulled over, it ain't stolen yo.

Civic forums
- - -Some punk kid in a Mustang tried to race me.

VW Bug forum
- - - The Save the Earth concert was a success (pics)

Yugo Forum
- - - When's the last time yours ran?

Lamborghini forum
- - - Wind noise around 210MPH

Miata forums
- - - Some redneck jackass in a Chevy Tahoe just ran over my car
(pics)

Chevy Tahoe forum
- - -Miata stuck in my undercarriage. How do I safely remove it?
(pics)

Pontiac Fiero forum
- - - Just bought a new flame retardant suit (pics)

BMW 7-series forum
- - - Where to get service on my Rolex?

Cadillac forum
- - - Problems parallel parking at bingo.

Chevy Suburban Forum
- - - Is the price of gas going down anytime soon?

Buick Forum
- - - Is Medicare or Medicaid right for me?

Delorean forum
- - - Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please
help. I'm from 1985.

Crown Victoria forum
- - - How come people never pass me on the highway?

Honda Accord forum
- - - Mom is giving me the car. Looking for some cheap, used 18 inch
rims.

Toyota Echo forum
- - - Do our cars use AAA or AA's?

Ferrari forums
- - - Need suggestions about a business trip to Colombia. Want to get
in and out fast.

Porsche forums
- - - Tire just went flat. Is it best to trade or sell the car myself?

Saturn forums
- - - Roman candle landed on my fender. Melted and need to replace.

Jaguar forum
- - - Is the carbon fiber dash kit group-buy still on?

Mercedes forum
- - - My wife and her stink hole lawyer are trying to ruin me in
divorce court. How do I get them both killed and not get in trouble
with my medical board?

Mini forum
- - - Just flipped the Cooper after seeing The Italian Job. Suing the
movie company. (pics)

Dodge Viper forum
- - - I frightened myself on the way home from work yesterday. How to
get pee stains out of the leather?

McLaren F1 forum
- - -Some punk kid in a F16 tried to race me.

Dodge Minivan forum
- - - Where's the best place to post the soccer schedule so I don't
forget where I'm supposed to be?

Hummer forum
- - - Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get
the black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 25 miles away. That's
$35 in gas.

Fiat forum
- - -Hello? Am I the only member?

Subaru WRX forum
- - - I hate cops. Got ticketed for drifting in the Walmart parking
lot.

Chevy pickup forum
- - - How do I git the dried tobacco juice stains off the side of mah
truck?

SRT Forums
"Will this void my warranty"

RX7 Forums
- - - 13B Groupbuy full, stop PM'ing me.

DSM Forums
- - -Transmission Groupbuy Full stop PM'ing me

Supra Forums
- - -Head to big to fit in car, should have bought a Targa.

Vette Forums
- - -Why did I pay $50k for something with a Cavalier steering wheel?

Ford 2.3 forums
- - -Help! Replaced everything, still doesn't start!
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Old Oct 8, 2004 | 01:08 PM
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Old Oct 8, 2004 | 01:10 PM
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That is too funny!!!
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Old Oct 8, 2004 | 01:10 PM
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this one is more accurate for a vette forum

"saw a C5 today and he didn't wave *mad*"
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Old Oct 8, 2004 | 02:10 PM
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I thought this one was pretty funny:
"Crown Victoria forum
- - - How come people never pass me on the highway?"
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Old Oct 8, 2004 | 02:10 PM
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I think this one would fit me more :

"Just realized I can't fit ANYTHING in my car"
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Old Oct 8, 2004 | 03:14 PM
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That is funny!
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Old Oct 8, 2004 | 03:29 PM
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very funny. I needed that.
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Old Oct 8, 2004 | 03:40 PM
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Those are good, thanks. The SRT one fits my son to a "T"
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Old Oct 8, 2004 | 03:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Corz
this one is more accurate for a vette forum

"saw a C5 today and he didn't wave *mad*"
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Old Oct 8, 2004 | 05:15 PM
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Originally Posted by tshort
I thought this one was pretty funny:
"Crown Victoria forum
- - - How come people never pass me on the highway?"
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Old Oct 8, 2004 | 05:57 PM
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Old Oct 8, 2004 | 06:03 PM
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This forum...

everyone fighting like savages about a bunch of non-chevy engines
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Old Oct 8, 2004 | 11:26 PM
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Thanks for posting. I needed a smile today!
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Old Oct 8, 2004 | 11:50 PM
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Roflmao!
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Old Oct 8, 2004 | 11:56 PM
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