A 10-Foot Car






Maybe this explains why I am always having so much fun.

Later, Newton goes on to say in the same piece: "Separating the body from the frame sends your car hobby to another dimension."






Hey, I agree! The booze is probably affecting your ability to comprehend simple English. Give it another read tomorrow.
The Best of Corvette for Corvette Enthusiasts
)"OKAY, RIGHT THERE HONEY! GET THE TAPE MEASURE!"
I don't have a tape measure






If your's is a 10', mine is at least a 15!
But you must consider the source.
You're such a perfectionist (notice I'm being nice here
), that any imperfection would be considered a serious flaw.My paint is ok, got 1-2 spots of discoloration here & there, some stone chips and previous owner put a nice gouge in the drivers rear quarter panel. Can't really see it unless you bend down to look....I usually ask attractive females in short skirts to see if they can find the gouge.
Painting the body is probably the last thing I have on my list. I'd always worry about bumping into it, or brushing up against it and new stone chip and etc. Now I can drive the way I want and not worry about messing up a new paint job.
Who cares? It shines up nice and I don't think I'll ever be accepted into the World of Wheels Show.
This ain't no show car, it's a Hot-Rod.
Last edited by Jughead; Jan 17, 2005 at 11:27 AM.
But you must consider the source.
You're such a perfectionist (notice I'm being nice here
), that any imperfection would be considered a serious flaw.My paint is ok, got 1-2 spots of discoloration here & there, some stone chips and previous owner put a nice gouge in the drivers rear quarter panel. Can't really see it unless you bend down to look....I usually ask attractive females in short skirts to see if they can find the gouge.
Painting the body is probably the last thing I have on my list. I'd always worry about bumping into it, or brushing up against it and new stone chip and etc. Now I can drive the way I want and not worry about messing up a new paint job.
Who cares? It shines up nice and I don't think I'll ever be accepted into the World of Wheels Show.
This ain't no show car, it's a Hot-Rod.





I won't be selling, unless some idiot would make a ridiculous $75,000 offer.
I know that won't happen.My teenage daughters are already arguing as to who'll get the vette upon my demise.
They love me a lot!
















