corvetteronw

The drug reps were in my clinic while I was vacationing in beautiful Branson MO over the holidays. I was looking through the drawers in the nurses station for an ink pen tonight when I came up with this classic Levitra "Extending Ink Pen"!
Now I don't want to have this around the house where the grandkids might find it so I am gonna give it away to one of you.
Here it is with our friend Elmo in the flacid state:

Then tickle it a little by pushing the side button and it sloooooooowly rises to the occasion (so to speak)

Here's the rules: Whoever submits the best romantic story involving a C4 will win the pen. I'm the judge. Keep it relatively clean and within the Forum guidelines. Tasteful pics are allowed and encouraged. Deadline is midnight, EST Friday, Jan 5, 2007.
We all know that you "really don't need" the pen or the medication but it does take a bit of self confidence just to carry the thing around.
Impress your friends as you show it off. Guaranteed to be a great ice breaker/conversation starter at your next party!

bizaro

About 2 years ago slim in a bar talks me into going outside to get loaded, twisted my arm she did. We get in the car crank the tunes and she loads one up. We do a few one hitters and she then decides she wants to rip one off in a Corvette. Sonthin to tell her friends about I guess. Being polite and also being the happily married I am, I tell her there is not enough room in the car. She says what about in the back? I tell her she is crazy, there's even less room back there. . Lets just go back inside and have a few. But nooooooo. She has to prove me wrong and decides to climb back there to show me. All the time I'm telling her that's not a very good idea, still trying to be as polite as I possibly can. I have white leather seats and in her quest to "summit" she proceeds to leave size 12 foot prints all over the seats trying to wedge her fatazz in the back. Which I told her all along wasn't going to happen, wasn't even going to be close. Obvious to me at this point in her own mind, she was a much smaller girl than was actually the case. Looking at the dirt and crap all over my seats from her shoes I lose it. "Look WTF you are doing to my GD seats and proceeded to tell her to "GTFO". I pop the hatch and damn near break my back wedging her out without scratching up the paint. She gets out, waddles to her car and goes home. Too embarrased to even go back inside. The romantic part? There was a full moon.

JrRifleCoach

UNCLE!!!! I give....BIZARO's story is too good (to be true)

bogus

It's a real chestnut...

But Bastet44 and I met right here, in C4 Gen, thanks to the fact that she owns a 1987 Vette and me a 1992.

We "met" online in March, 2003, met in IM a week or 2 later, met in voice a couple of weeks after that and about 2 weeks after my brother died, we met in person.

After that, we got together about once a month for a year, until I moved out here to Cali. Did I mention she was in Cali and I was in Delaware?

We got married last November, just celebrated year 1!

cv67

ehhh....how bout some of them thar pills...

CentralCoaster

Enough of the stealing from the nurses excuses... we know they send you those pens in exchange for all those barcodes you peeled off the pill boxes.

I've never been romanticly involved with my C4 though. The fiberglass splinters always ruin the mood.

FF1wms

Mine is real jealous. Anytime a woman starts to reach for the door handle, she throws a fit. The doors suddenly lock, next the horn and the lights, and to top it off, once she lets me in,she wont start for 20 mins. She can really be a b**ch sometimes, but I put new tires on her anyway. Nothing like the love of a C4.

corvetteronw

Bump. And don't you find it strange that every Corvette magazine out there seems to be loaded with ads for products that will help guys to achieve a larger "status". What must they think of the average Vette owner???????

or92vette

Pills???PILLS??!!! We don't need no stinkin' PILLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

rich653

Here's kind of a funny one, I got a joke gift once for Christmas it was a er, lets say "rubber" that was in a plastic case and was spring loaded so you know what happenened when you open it well I knew I should get rid of it but then I thought I'd give it away to someone so I dropped it in the center console gb of my vette. OOPS not a good move because I forgot all about it and my wife found it now from the outside it looked very authentic and she never opened it to see the joke, well let me tell you the explaining I had to do :o chasing her around the house popping the lid on this thing so I could show her the joke she never did think it was funny the lesson learned always discard never hide

CentralCoaster

flyinlow90

Congrats Bogus

Wife and I had a long distance relationship too. She was in Toronto and I was just outside Philadelphia. Didn't involve a C4 just alot of frequent flyer miles with U.S. Airways

Ya got your hands full with this one Ron

Gary

gabezC4

[QUOTE=bizaro;1558367175]About 2 years ago slim in a bar talks me into going outside to get loaded, twisted my arm she did. We get in the car crank the tunes and she loads one up.

Wow, didn't know drug refrences were Kosher around here. Like burn it up bra, 420, pack it, roast roast roast!

GREGGPENN

Drug reference, No way! Loads one up.... Hmmm..... I think he meant passing gas in the car!

I mean, just look at his next sentence....
He sniffs it a couple of times and boom. She does it again!

Riks40th

........................................ ...............Don't touch that white leather!

Rik

Lichen

I think that you were born to be a carny.

johnnylondon

load one up!!! size 12 feet!!!!! an **** so big it wouldn`t fit in the back of a vet?????????? geeezzz i`d be gone so fast my shoes would be smokin....

corvetteronw

Bogus wins. Hard to beat the transcontinental romance that happened due to the Corvette Forum C4 section!

JrRifleCoach

Thats bogus.....

Caboboy

I'm too old to remember a good C4 related story.........

But, I still get a little twig bangin' gears on an open road.....does that count?