LS98 rofl
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Joined: Apr 2004
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From: MI
So, I'm working my second day as a Wendy's assistant manager trainee.
This dork drives up to the window in a Corvette...a 2002, I think. Well, I sold Chevys for about three months, so I know Corvettes pretty good...and I ask him if it has the biggest motor Corvettes come with; the LS8.
Well, this dweeb says "no, but it has the LS98!"
I think Yeah, right! Man, everyone knows you can't go to 98 from 8!!
Anyway, I spit on his Big Bacon Classic burger before I wrap it up, give it to him, and told him "good luck with that..." and went back to bagging fries.
man, some vet drivers are weird.
This dork drives up to the window in a Corvette...a 2002, I think. Well, I sold Chevys for about three months, so I know Corvettes pretty good...and I ask him if it has the biggest motor Corvettes come with; the LS8.
Well, this dweeb says "no, but it has the LS98!"
I think Yeah, right! Man, everyone knows you can't go to 98 from 8!!
Anyway, I spit on his Big Bacon Classic burger before I wrap it up, give it to him, and told him "good luck with that..." and went back to bagging fries.
man, some vet drivers are weird.
8/10
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St. Jude Donor '08
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St. Jude Donor '08-'09
no.. no.. he gets that when he is done training to be a manager. It goes on the office wall next to "the clean sparkle award" that wendy's seems to think makes you want to eat in their dirty restaurants.
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From: West Hills CA
You should be ashamed of yourself for spitting in someone's food. Are you so jealous that you're working at a fast food restaurant and someone clueless to what he's driving has a better car than you? If I ever found you I would beat the snot out of you like your parents should've.
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From: I was a young troubadour when I rode in on a song, and I'll be an old troubadour when I'm gone.
St. Jude Donor '08
I'm all for brining some OT humor in the general sections.
Of course, I'm currently banned from OT, so that might be why.
Of course, I'm currently banned from OT, so that might be why.
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"In honor of jpee"
