Open Letter
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Open Letter
Note: Shamelessly stolen from a recent VW Passat 2.0 Turbo ad.
Dear (circle one)
BMW
Lexus
Mercedes
Other Owner
I am truly sorry for what happened on the road today. I did not see you
next to me at that light. If I had I would have eased off the gas a little
when the light changed. I did not mean to cause you any
embarrassment in front of your (circle one) : Wife, Young Girlfriend,
Secretary, Other. I realize you spent a great deal of money on your
car and the last thing you need is some guy in an old C4 Corvette to
leave you behind like that. If I see you again on the road I will be
sure to let up on the gas and let you pass me.
Sincerely,
Your Name Here
Dear (circle one)
BMW
Lexus
Mercedes
Other Owner
I am truly sorry for what happened on the road today. I did not see you
next to me at that light. If I had I would have eased off the gas a little
when the light changed. I did not mean to cause you any
embarrassment in front of your (circle one) : Wife, Young Girlfriend,
Secretary, Other. I realize you spent a great deal of money on your
car and the last thing you need is some guy in an old C4 Corvette to
leave you behind like that. If I see you again on the road I will be
sure to let up on the gas and let you pass me.
Sincerely,
Your Name Here
