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:lol: Well i was bored and started looking at some ricers cause theres a lot at my school and I found this web site http://www.riceboypage.com/ it is dedicated to exposing the ridiculousness of the Rice-Boy "subculture". :crazy: I love those cars there so cute :U I like it when they get next to me and rev eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee e eee :bs
I hope this amuses ya guys and gals :cheers:
[Modified by Dudeurgettnavette, 4:10 PM 3/28/2002]
Some pretty "interesting" readin'. 'Bout says it all ...
Of course, most of the modifications done by Rice-Boy do not actually increase the performance of his car by any significant amount, but rather, try to give the appearance of high-performance. What most Rice-Boys seem to not know is that many of the things they do to their cars to make them faster actually hurt the performance.
Some pretty "interesting" readin'. 'Bout says it all ...
Of course, most of the modifications done by Rice-Boy do not actually increase the performance of his car by any significant amount, but rather, try to give the appearance of high-performance. What most Rice-Boys seem to not know is that many of the things they do to their cars to make them faster actually hurt the performance.
I've often wondered what happens to the performance of 140 hp car when you add 200 lbs of subs, amps, and speakers. 200 lbs of whale tail, aero body pieces, and undercarraige lights. About 50 cubic feet of additional surface area hanging off the front bumper, and completly screw up the factory drag coefficient. I guess a 6" fart can must make up for all the lost performance :crazy: .
That site rocks! I laughed my but off. I have to pass it on to my ricer friend, he has a Honda, but I have almost brought him over from the darkside. By the way, his Honda ran a 13.9 the other day. I'll get a hp 383 if he ever catches me.
What kind of rice does it make? Sushi? or Uncle Ben's? :lol: :lol:
My son wanted a rice cooker. But after taking one drive in a C4, he became a born again vette lover. You see, when he was a babe, he rode around in my 69 vert. Now , he has his very own 86 coupe. Once you go vette, you never go back to rice! :lol: :lol:
To each his own! IF a guy wants to be a ricer, so be it. Everybody can't be a vette owner. It is in the genes. :lol: :lol:
I got rice. Id post a pic of my daily driver, but I dont want to go trhu that humiliation again.:D If you do a search for my 1000 post you can see it. It is pretty funny.:)