Got rice?
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Got rice?
Check this out. The narrator is as funny as the pics! Check out the new C6 at the bottom of the page! http://www.sounddomain.com/id/the_anti_rice
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From: Naples Florida
Re: Got rice? (JPLT1)
I may have to get a wing for some of the people I work with.
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Re: Got rice? (Drewdog)
LOL, that guy's worse than a rice boy. I mean, come on, how on earth could ANYONE in their right mind possibly LIKE that Corvette-monster truck thing. It's horrible. I can't stand it when people like that are just total speed-freaks, I bet all that guy talks about is cars. Ugh, annoying. :crazy:
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Re: Got rice? (Alchemist)
hahaha
i'm surrounded by those lamers here in Southern California.. my favorite part of his whole rant was this :jester
i'm surrounded by those lamers here in Southern California.. my favorite part of his whole rant was this :jester
[img]HAHAHA! A "pimped" out '87 Toyota Tercel! I like the "TRD" on the windshield, even though back in 1987 the TRD team was even't created yet... [/img]
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Re: Got rice? (ColinOpseth)
I liked these:
:lol:
[Modified by OTCgrad, 12:40 PM 6/15/2002]
US:Keeping a low profile and letting the E.T's tell the story
THEM:Hoping the stupid body kit will distract everyone from the timeslip
US:Boost gauge on a blown car, nitrous gauge on a squeezed car
THEM:Both gauges on a normally aspirated car
US:500ft-lb torque at 3500rpm
THEM:50ft-lb torque at 35,000 rpm
US:headers and 3 inch exhaust
THEM:stock peashooter exhaust with a 5 inch tip
US:buying an aftermarket shifter for shorter throws
THEM:buying an after-market shifter for the pretty little light
US: Upgrading to a 9-inch because you keep breaking stock rears
THEM:Realizing you built motor wil keep breaking half-shafts forever
US:Functional air ducts to cool the big block
THEM:Six different "cosmetic" air dams in random locations
US: Polishing tail light lenses to bring out the color
THEM:Installing clear tail lights to bait cops
US:Tach mounted on the dash, in the drivers line of sight with the tree
THEM:Six tachs mounted in every line of sight the driver could have
US:Nitrous Oxide
THEM:NAWWWS!!!!!!!!
US:Installing a 12 point cage after breaking into the 11s
THEM:Installing a 12 point cage for more places to mount useless gauges
US:Installing subframe connectors to stiffen the chassis
THEM:Connecting the subframes with neon lights
US:Showing off a 500hp Dyno sheet
THEM:Boasting that their 150hp 4 pinger makes more hp per liter
US: Doing a short burnout to warm up the tires before a pass
THEM:Weaving from side to side cause NASCAR racers do it
US:Throttle steer
THEM:Torque Steer
US:Annoyued by the blind spot caused by the blower popping up from the hood
THEM:Annoyed by the blind spots caused by the limo tinted windows, triple deck rear wing, and the HONDA sticker that takes up 3 quarters of the windshield
THEM:Hoping the stupid body kit will distract everyone from the timeslip
US:Boost gauge on a blown car, nitrous gauge on a squeezed car
THEM:Both gauges on a normally aspirated car
US:500ft-lb torque at 3500rpm
THEM:50ft-lb torque at 35,000 rpm
US:headers and 3 inch exhaust
THEM:stock peashooter exhaust with a 5 inch tip
US:buying an aftermarket shifter for shorter throws
THEM:buying an after-market shifter for the pretty little light
US: Upgrading to a 9-inch because you keep breaking stock rears
THEM:Realizing you built motor wil keep breaking half-shafts forever
US:Functional air ducts to cool the big block
THEM:Six different "cosmetic" air dams in random locations
US: Polishing tail light lenses to bring out the color
THEM:Installing clear tail lights to bait cops
US:Tach mounted on the dash, in the drivers line of sight with the tree
THEM:Six tachs mounted in every line of sight the driver could have
US:Nitrous Oxide
THEM:NAWWWS!!!!!!!!
US:Installing a 12 point cage after breaking into the 11s
THEM:Installing a 12 point cage for more places to mount useless gauges
US:Installing subframe connectors to stiffen the chassis
THEM:Connecting the subframes with neon lights
US:Showing off a 500hp Dyno sheet
THEM:Boasting that their 150hp 4 pinger makes more hp per liter
US: Doing a short burnout to warm up the tires before a pass
THEM:Weaving from side to side cause NASCAR racers do it
US:Throttle steer
THEM:Torque Steer
US:Annoyued by the blind spot caused by the blower popping up from the hood
THEM:Annoyed by the blind spots caused by the limo tinted windows, triple deck rear wing, and the HONDA sticker that takes up 3 quarters of the windshield
[Modified by OTCgrad, 12:40 PM 6/15/2002]
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From: Back in San Diego Ca
Re: Got rice? (poloLT1)
God I hate imports, they make me want to :U and every time they talk about how fast their cars are it's actually just a bunch of :bs .
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Re: Got rice? (ColinOpseth)
hahaha
i'm surrounded by those lamers here in Southern California.. my favorite part of his whole rant was this :jester
[img]HAHAHA! A "pimped" out '87 Toyota Tercel! I like the "TRD" on the windshield, even though back in 1987 the TRD team was even't created yet... [/img]
i'm surrounded by those lamers here in Southern California.. my favorite part of his whole rant was this :jester
[img]HAHAHA! A "pimped" out '87 Toyota Tercel! I like the "TRD" on the windshield, even though back in 1987 the TRD team was even't created yet... [/img]
