Finish the sentence...
10-12-2017, 09:25 PM
Instructor
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Finish the sentence...
Two opti sparks walk into a bar...
10-12-2017, 09:40 PM
Safety Car
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St. Jude Donor '05-'06-'07-'08-'09-'10-'11-'12-'13-'14-'15-'16-'17-‘18-'19-'20-'21-'22-'23-'24
10-12-2017, 09:40 PM
Melting Slicks
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10-12-2017, 10:01 PM
Le Mans Master
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...because they had to walk.
10-13-2017, 09:59 AM
Pro
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St. Jude Donor '15-'16, '21
After a few beers, one said to the other "I'll be right back ... I have to go to the bathroom to empty my weep hole".
10-13-2017, 10:36 AM
Melting Slicks
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Location: Trinity FL
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and the bartender says, "It looks like you two could use a little spark in your lives."
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10-13-2017, 02:57 PM
Le Mans Master
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Location: Everett WA
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Quote:
Originally Posted by
TorchTarga94
and the bartender says, "It looks like you two could use a little spark in your lives."
Winner.
10-13-2017, 03:33 PM
Melting Slicks
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Location: Central Alabama
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The older one meets a girl and she spills her drink on him, he dies.
10-13-2017, 03:38 PM
Pro
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Location: Chester SC
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St. Jude Donor '15-'16, '21
Quote:
Originally Posted by
belairbrian
The older one meets a girl and she spills her drink on him, he dies.
10-13-2017, 05:05 PM
Safety Car
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Let's see who can drink themselves to death first.
10-13-2017, 05:44 PM
Race Director
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Quote:
Originally Posted by
TorchTarga94
and the bartender says, "It looks like you two could use a little spark in your lives."
10-13-2017, 06:41 PM
Melting Slicks
Member Since: Mar 2008
Location: Delta B.C. Canada
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2023 C7 of the Year Finalist - Unmodified
2019 C4 of Year Finalist (appearance mods)
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Two opti sparks walk into a bar...
10-14-2017, 10:42 AM
Racer
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Location: Fort Myers FL
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St. Jude Donor '14-'15-'16-'17-'18,'19-'20,'23
Quote:
Originally Posted by
skidball
Two opti sparks walk into a bar...
What's an opti spark?
10-16-2017, 09:42 PM
Race Director
Member Since: Feb 2006
Location: San Antonio Texas
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Quote:
Originally Posted by
N227GB
What's an opti spark?
It's the one part that makes people without auto repair skills
hate C4's and just go out and
buy a C7!
10-18-2017, 05:26 PM
Melting Slicks
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Location: CA.
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one was shot and the other died
10-18-2017, 05:29 PM
Le Mans Master
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Location: Where Woke Goes to Die
Posts: 8,194
Quote:
Originally Posted by
Klondike
It's the one part that makes people without auto repair skills
hate C4's and just go out and
buy a C7!
Trust me, even those of us with auto repair skills hate the Optispark unit...
10-18-2017, 05:32 PM
Melting Slicks
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Location: West Chester Ohio
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..... and immediately hide behind the water cooler.
10-19-2017, 06:34 AM
Drifting
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Location: Hamilton Virginia
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( two optis walk into a bar ) Full of other optis all of them in the wrong place at the wrong time.
10-19-2017, 11:03 PM
Instructor
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Two opti sparks walk into a bar, well I guess that had to walk ?
Winner.
10-13-2017, 06:41 PM
