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Old 12-30-2017, 08:14 PM
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Two 10 mm sockets walk into a bar...
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Old 12-30-2017, 08:30 PM
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Two 10 mm sockets walk into a bar...
Within a minute, one is broke and the other is lost.
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the bartender refuses to serve the 12 point because hes over the limit.
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One socket looks at the other and says Damn that hurt my head.




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Old 12-30-2017, 10:19 PM
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Have you seen my nuts?
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Old 12-31-2017, 09:40 AM
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What's our chance of finding a little six in here?
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Originally Posted by 91 black convert
Within a minute, one is broke and the other is lost.
Good one. You got that right.
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Old 12-31-2017, 01:29 PM
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watch your nuts, here comes a 3/8" socket
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One takes a look around at the women and says I think I need an extension.
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Old 12-31-2017, 04:07 PM
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One takes a look around at the women and says I think I need an extension.
That one was so dumb it made me laugh.
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Gal named Breaker walks into the bar. One nut says to the other, "I think we are in trouble, she's a stripper".
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The 3/8 says to the 1/4, "Git outta my way wimp".
The 1/4 stares, then kicks the 3/8 12-points to high heaven, and says "Sure, no problem blimp".
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A couple of SAE sockets at the other end of the bar. One says to the other. "Those two brag to all the girls they are 10's but they fail to tell them they are just Millimeters!"
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