Stupid bird!
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Melting Slicks
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From: What did the 5 fingers say to the face? SLAP!!
Stupid bird!
How do birds know that I just washed my car. Spent almost an hour making everything perfect and shiny. Thought I'd go for a short little cruise. I didn't get 5 blocks from home before a bird crapped a big one dead center on the hood. Then it splattered all across the windshield. It never fails :mad
Drifting
Joined: May 2002
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From: "Drive like Hell, you'll get there faster." Tucson AZ
Re: Stupid bird! (BAM92)
LoL I'm with ya man............same sheet happens to me without fail...usually RIGHT when I'm pullin out of the driveway all nice and shiny for work. :mad
Intermediate
Joined: Mar 2003
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From: Dallas Texas
Re: Stupid bird! (MaSTeRofDZaSTeR)
Ya, or you just washed the car, and someone's sprinkler head is off track. Even thought it hasn't rained in a week, there is a nice puddle of water which you will be forced into by other cars, and splash water all over your freshly washed car, wheels, and wheel welds. :mad
Team Owner
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Re: Stupid bird! (BAM92)
I should have been a weatherman. I wash my car and it rains. :skep:
This happens to me all the time.
Not to mention It will rain for days and it just sits in the garage waiting for it to stop.
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Re: Stupid bird! (flyersfan1088)
I'm with ya man; I hate birds too.
I park next to a tree and....ya you guessed it.
I'm gettin ready to reduce the bird population in the local area! :mad
I park next to a tree and....ya you guessed it.
I'm gettin ready to reduce the bird population in the local area! :mad
Le Mans Master
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From: Albuquerque NM
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Re: Stupid bird! (65Z01)
yup...the complex where i work is notorious for that. except ive noticed it never happens on any other cars...just mine. :confused: :mad
Melting Slicks
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From: Tucson Az
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Re: Stupid bird! (65Z01)
I'm with ya man; I hate birds too.
I park next to a tree and....ya you guessed it.
I'm gettin ready to reduce the bird population in the local area! :mad
I park next to a tree and....ya you guessed it.
I'm gettin ready to reduce the bird population in the local area! :mad
