Merry Christmas
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From: Minneapolis MN
Originally Posted by FD2BLK
Merry Christmas to all, I have been a bad boy and am fairly sure santa may take a dump in my stocking but I hope everyone else gets what they asked for 
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From: New Hampshire There's nothing like a 'Vette
Yes, Happy Holidays to everyone! It's already a great Christmas for me because there's been a 'Vette sitting in my driveway for a week and a half now (Gotta get the garage cleaned out so it doesn't have to sleep outside 
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From: St. Peters MO Sometimes you have to prove yourself by doing alot of killing or alot of dying...
Twas the night b4 X-mas
'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the garage,
There wasn't a trace of a Ford or even a Dodge.
The presents were wrapped and the lights were all lit,
So I figured I'd mess with the Collector Edition for a bit.
I popped the release and I lifted the hood,
When a deep voice behind me said "Looks pretty good!"
Well, as you can imagine, I turned mighty quick,
And there, by the workbench, stood good ol' Saint Nick!
We stood there a bit, not too sure what to say,
Then he said "don't suppose that you'd trade for my sleigh?
I said "No way, Santa" and started to grin,
"But if you've got the time we could go for a spin!"
His round little mouth, all tied up like a bow,
Turned into a smile and he said "Hey! Ya, let's go!!"
So as not to disturb all the neighbors' retreat,
We pushed the CE quietly into the street.
Then, taking our places to drift down the hill,
I turned on the key and I let the clutch spill.
The sound that erupted took him by surprise,
But he liked it a lot, by the look in his eyes.
With Goodyear's a' crying and headers aglow,
We screamed on out where the muscle cars go.
And Santa's grin widened, approaching his ears,
With every shift up as I went through the gears.
Then he yelled "can't recall when I've felt so alive!"
So I backed off the gas and said "You wanna drive?"
Ol' Santa was stunned when I gave him the keys,
When he walked past the headlights he shook at the knees!
Then the big chevy exploded with pure exhaust sound!
Santa let out the clutch and the tires shook the ground!
Power shift into second, again into third!
I sat there just watching at loss for a word.
Then I heard him exclaim as we blasted from sight,
"Merry Christmas to all, it's a hell of a night!!!"
There wasn't a trace of a Ford or even a Dodge.
The presents were wrapped and the lights were all lit,
So I figured I'd mess with the Collector Edition for a bit.
I popped the release and I lifted the hood,
When a deep voice behind me said "Looks pretty good!"
Well, as you can imagine, I turned mighty quick,
And there, by the workbench, stood good ol' Saint Nick!
We stood there a bit, not too sure what to say,
Then he said "don't suppose that you'd trade for my sleigh?
I said "No way, Santa" and started to grin,
"But if you've got the time we could go for a spin!"
His round little mouth, all tied up like a bow,
Turned into a smile and he said "Hey! Ya, let's go!!"
So as not to disturb all the neighbors' retreat,
We pushed the CE quietly into the street.
Then, taking our places to drift down the hill,
I turned on the key and I let the clutch spill.
The sound that erupted took him by surprise,
But he liked it a lot, by the look in his eyes.
With Goodyear's a' crying and headers aglow,
We screamed on out where the muscle cars go.
And Santa's grin widened, approaching his ears,
With every shift up as I went through the gears.
Then he yelled "can't recall when I've felt so alive!"
So I backed off the gas and said "You wanna drive?"
Ol' Santa was stunned when I gave him the keys,
When he walked past the headlights he shook at the knees!
Then the big chevy exploded with pure exhaust sound!
Santa let out the clutch and the tires shook the ground!
Power shift into second, again into third!
I sat there just watching at loss for a word.
Then I heard him exclaim as we blasted from sight,
"Merry Christmas to all, it's a hell of a night!!!"
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From: Minneapolis MN
Originally Posted by kwik_ta
'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the garage,
There wasn't a trace of a Ford or even a Dodge.
The presents were wrapped and the lights were all lit,
So I figured I'd mess with the Collector Edition for a bit.
I popped the release and I lifted the hood,
When a deep voice behind me said "Looks pretty good!"
Well, as you can imagine, I turned mighty quick,
And there, by the workbench, stood good ol' Saint Nick!
We stood there a bit, not too sure what to say,
Then he said "don't suppose that you'd trade for my sleigh?
I said "No way, Santa" and started to grin,
"But if you've got the time we could go for a spin!"
His round little mouth, all tied up like a bow,
Turned into a smile and he said "Hey! Ya, let's go!!"
So as not to disturb all the neighbors' retreat,
We pushed the CE quietly into the street.
Then, taking our places to drift down the hill,
I turned on the key and I let the clutch spill.
The sound that erupted took him by surprise,
But he liked it a lot, by the look in his eyes.
With Goodyear's a' crying and headers aglow,
We screamed on out where the muscle cars go.
And Santa's grin widened, approaching his ears,
With every shift up as I went through the gears.
Then he yelled "can't recall when I've felt so alive!"
So I backed off the gas and said "You wanna drive?"
Ol' Santa was stunned when I gave him the keys,
When he walked past the headlights he shook at the knees!
Then the big chevy exploded with pure exhaust sound!
Santa let out the clutch and the tires shook the ground!
Power shift into second, again into third!
I sat there just watching at loss for a word.
Then I heard him exclaim as we blasted from sight,
"Merry Christmas to all, it's a hell of a night!!!"
There wasn't a trace of a Ford or even a Dodge.
The presents were wrapped and the lights were all lit,
So I figured I'd mess with the Collector Edition for a bit.
I popped the release and I lifted the hood,
When a deep voice behind me said "Looks pretty good!"
Well, as you can imagine, I turned mighty quick,
And there, by the workbench, stood good ol' Saint Nick!
We stood there a bit, not too sure what to say,
Then he said "don't suppose that you'd trade for my sleigh?
I said "No way, Santa" and started to grin,
"But if you've got the time we could go for a spin!"
His round little mouth, all tied up like a bow,
Turned into a smile and he said "Hey! Ya, let's go!!"
So as not to disturb all the neighbors' retreat,
We pushed the CE quietly into the street.
Then, taking our places to drift down the hill,
I turned on the key and I let the clutch spill.
The sound that erupted took him by surprise,
But he liked it a lot, by the look in his eyes.
With Goodyear's a' crying and headers aglow,
We screamed on out where the muscle cars go.
And Santa's grin widened, approaching his ears,
With every shift up as I went through the gears.
Then he yelled "can't recall when I've felt so alive!"
So I backed off the gas and said "You wanna drive?"
Ol' Santa was stunned when I gave him the keys,
When he walked past the headlights he shook at the knees!
Then the big chevy exploded with pure exhaust sound!
Santa let out the clutch and the tires shook the ground!
Power shift into second, again into third!
I sat there just watching at loss for a word.
Then I heard him exclaim as we blasted from sight,
"Merry Christmas to all, it's a hell of a night!!!"
I love the Corvette night before Christmas!! That's awesome!! Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to all!!! 
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From: The Clem MI
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St. Jude Donor '03-'04-'05-'06-'07
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to you also!
and a agree the C4 section is great. Can't count the times I've learned priceless information from our Generation of Corvettes.
and a agree the C4 section is great. Can't count the times I've learned priceless information from our Generation of Corvettes.
Originally Posted by redvette6spd
Merry christmas to all. the c4 forum is great. thank you all for the entertainment and information mike
mike
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From: Oxnard CA
St. Jude Donor '05
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to all. I have learned and received so much from this group that I will always be indebted to the great members of the forum.
May each and everyone of you get exactly what you asked for during the Holidays.
Bob
