Any L98 guys want to get spanked by an old stock Caddilac?
12-04-2001, 02:31 PM
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Any L98 guys want to get spanked by an old stock Caddilac?
This dude is smoking crack, he is challenging any local L98 cars to drag race him, claiming that no Corvette made before 1990 will beat his stock STS. BWAHAHAA!!!!!!! What a tool!, I mean troll, no wait, tool.:)
http://forums.corvetteforum.com/zerothread?id=192300
[Modified by Fastguy, 1:34 PM 12/4/2001]
http://forums.corvetteforum.com/zerothread?id=192300
[Modified by Fastguy, 1:34 PM 12/4/2001]
12-04-2001, 02:47 PM
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Re: Any L98 guys want to get spanked by an old stock Caddilac? (Fastguy)
After re-reading it, its seems the guy is joking or a troll. He obviosuly has a sense of humor as evidenced by the cowcatcher and ultra-cheese wing on his Viper.:)
12-04-2001, 03:17 PM
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Re: Any L98 guys want to get spanked by an old stock Caddilac? (Fastguy)
That is the craziest thread that I have read in a while. Fast Guy thanks for posting that at least for comic relief.
12-04-2001, 03:20 PM
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Re: Any L98 guys want to get spanked by an old stock Caddilac? (Fastguy)
Nice kill Fast Guy but now you've done it...I just had to rattle his cage too. We'll see what he comes back with.
Maybe I gotta visit that forum more often; thanks for the tip on this one.
Maybe I gotta visit that forum more often; thanks for the tip on this one.
12-04-2001, 05:52 PM
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Re: Any L98 guys want to get spanked by an old stock Caddilac? (BAdAzZV8)
He's a Viper owner who admitted to being a temporary troll.:) I took the bait and believed him, though I still think deep down he thinks its faster than an L98.
12-04-2001, 06:50 PM
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Re: Any L98 guys want to get spanked by an old stock Caddilac? (Fastguy)
although you guys didn't notice that his viper looks mysteriously like a miata with a viper body kit.
Then I like his pathetic attack on me when I pointed it out.
Then I like his pathetic attack on me when I pointed it out.
12-04-2001, 08:36 PM
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Re: Any L98 guys want to get spanked by an old stock Caddilac? (PylonBoy)
although you guys didn't notice that his viper looks mysteriously like a miata with a viper body kit.
Then I like his pathetic attack on me when I pointed it out.
Then I like his pathetic attack on me when I pointed it out.
12-04-2001, 08:41 PM
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Re: Any L98 guys want to get spanked by an old stock Caddilac? (phrogs)
you know whats really wrong with it??? NO REAR HATCH GLASS!!!!! The car has a rear deck lid... and look at the size compared to the Toyota next to it... just wierd...
12-04-2001, 10:08 PM
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Re: Any L98 guys want to get spanked by an old stock Caddilac? (Fastguy)
After re-reading it, its seems the guy is joking or a troll. He obviosuly has a sense of humor as evidenced by the cowcatcher and ultra-cheese wing on his Viper.:)
12-04-2001, 10:51 PM
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Re: Any L98 guys want to get spanked by an old stock Caddilac? (Mr Dave)
The first thing I thought was that it was the ugliest Viper I've ever seen.
That's the ugliest Miata I've ever seen. Normally Miata's look pretty good!
12-04-2001, 11:05 PM
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Re: Any L98 guys want to get spanked by an old stock Caddilac? (PylonBoy)
Its true that car is a miata with a body kit on it
but from the shape of that front windshield? i got a feelings its a Z3 or something. but yeah i've seen some idiots waste money like that on a miata to get the body kit its really pathetic and very rice boyish :rolleyes:
but from the shape of that front windshield? i got a feelings its a Z3 or something. but yeah i've seen some idiots waste money like that on a miata to get the body kit its really pathetic and very rice boyish :rolleyes:
12-04-2001, 11:07 PM
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Re: Any L98 guys want to get spanked by an old stock Caddilac? (PylonBoy)
That's the ugliest Miata I've ever seen. Normally Miata's look pretty good![/QUOTE]
lol miatas are a waste in every which way...... unless theres a very perky blonde driving :yesnod:
lol miatas are a waste in every which way...... unless theres a very perky blonde driving :yesnod:
12-04-2001, 11:10 PM
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Re: Any L98 guys want to get spanked by an old stock Caddilac? (dmalhi1)
At least you are being challenged by a "nice" car. I was challanged by a security guard at work with his worn out 80's Caprice classic. :crazy:
He still hasn't raced me and I ask him every time I see him. :lol:
He still hasn't raced me and I ask him every time I see him. :lol:
12-04-2001, 11:34 PM
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Re: Any L98 guys want to get spanked by an old stock Caddilac? (dmalhi1)
lol miatas are a waste in every which way...... unless theres a very perky blonde driving :yesnod:
obviously you have not experienced the joy of 4 wheel drifting during an autoX in a miata
12-05-2001, 12:38 AM
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Re: Any L98 guys want to get spanked by an old stock Caddilac? (PylonBoy)
FF just says things to **** people off. If it makes you feel any better, I think the post below sums up his (and a few other viper owners) knowledge of muscle cars.
http://vca1.viperclub.org/ubb/Forum2/HTML/000201.html
I laughed my butt off after reading that. Now, it's easy to take his posts with a grain of salt :D
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http://vca1.viperclub.org/ubb/Forum2/HTML/000201.html
I laughed my butt off after reading that. Now, it's easy to take his posts with a grain of salt :D
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12-05-2001, 12:55 AM
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Re: Any L98 guys want to get spanked by an old stock Caddilac? (Hurricane_777)
well, considering I've seen some even dumber flame wars on my 300zx message board, I knew it was BS.
It's something else that pisses me off.
BTW, I didn't know that miata's came from the factory with 3.07's stock :lol:
[Modified by PylonBoy, 10:57 PM 12/4/2001]
It's something else that pisses me off.
BTW, I didn't know that miata's came from the factory with 3.07's stock :lol:
[Modified by PylonBoy, 10:57 PM 12/4/2001]
12-05-2001, 09:23 AM
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Re: Any L98 guys want to get spanked by an old stock Caddilac? (PylonBoy)
Northstars are dogs off the line. I have a Deville with the 300 HP version. Can't even burn the tires from a stand still with the ASR off. But once it gest wound up it's music. Personally I like the motor and for a big sedan it really flies. It won't beat a stock L98 though. Maybe for a little bit during a roll on race.
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12-05-2001, 01:06 PM
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Re: Any L98 guys want to get spanked by an old stock Caddilac? (89vette)
Earlier this year I was up at Great Lakes Dragway in Wisconsin. There was a guy running test and tune with a 96 or 97 Deville. He was clicking off 14.6's with it. I've seen corvettes running slower than that.
12-05-2001, 01:48 PM
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Re: Any L98 guys want to get spanked by an old stock Caddilac? (HiTech5)
I beleive it. I'm telling you don't under estimate those big sedans! Its an awesome engine there. Ever see one out of the car? It looks like a lawnmower engine with great big cylinder heads. The block is very tiny. It has a fantastic power to weght ratio which makes it a good choice for kit airplane engines.
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