Hi, my exhaust pipe broke due corrosion and while waiting for a replacement from MAD, I made a sensational invention ;) and now I am considering cancelling my order and starting to manufacture the new incredible Vortexcrap-mega-exhaust!

My new super tailpipe-product increases your horsepower atleast 70hp per tailpipe and will truly produce the most macho exhaust sound ever heard on a C4! It is like a F1 car with a bass note!

So, if anyone is interested, just send me $500 and I will post you the super cool mega vortex-thingie.

The idea behind this great product works kind a like the spacer they sell that plugs onto your throttle body and creates a vortex off air (spiral) that atomizes stuff and all creating incredible hp gains ;) only this one works other way around! It sucks the air through the engine like a reverse turbo charger or something.... It actually sucks the air so powerfully that it can create a vacuum space in the front of your car which acts a little like a black hole and pulls your car even faster! (I also have the Welded Shut Brake-System (TM) which will make your car safer in these increadible high speeds).

You can actually make this incredible exhaust system yourself but it would be more expensive than buying it from me. Here is a step by step instructions:

If you want to do this by yourself like I did: first go and buy a nice Cal Look VW Bug:


then rip out these tubes from the engine bay:


Then cut off your old mufflers and attact the tubes, with whatever means (glue, tape, rubber bands etc.) you can find in your carage, to your Vette.

Then just enjoy the rumbe. You can almost see the vortex, don't you:



Here, for comparison the old wimpy dual pipes on the right and the new incredible Vortexcrap-system on the left - IT really SUCKS!

Notice how the is almost no smoke coming out from the right side. This is because the VC-system is so powerful it is sucking all the smoke to the left side!!

So, now I just lean back and wait for the orders to pour in! :D

I am going to be rich at last!!! :bs

Greetings to all,

ToniH


[Modified by ToniH, 5:42 PM 3/24/2002]

 

With a little more tweak you might be able to get Hyperspace out of that! :D

 

Do you have anymore of that "stuff" left?...the "stuff" your smoking that is. :D

 

...and the best part is, it doesn't give your car that RICER look. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

i got it....dude...a new name for that is in order.....


THE TORNADO 2000 EXHAUST SYSTEM FOR C-4'S!!!!!

IMPROVE YOUR 0-10MPH TIME BY 3 FULL SECONDS!!!!!

NICE..........

JEFF

 

..If you order in the next ten minutes we will include a FREE electric cheese straightener!! That's right, and what's more, If you don't like the super votex tornado twist exhaust simply return it for a full refund, and the cheese straightener is yours to keep, so order now!

 

Hei guys I forgot to mention the best bit: my system will never rust! Why you ask...Because it is made of aluminium foil! You don't believe? Haa...have you ever seen a rusty aluminium foil? My point proven... I am getting smarter by the minute! ;)

And remember..I have to buy one of those Beetles every time I manufacture this system because the material needed is so rare it can only be found in pre 1969 VW Beetles...what a bargain... :lol:

Does anybody want to invest...lets say a million bucks to this great product everybody WILL buy? :jester

Independent test shows that this system is so powerfull you dont actually need a injection system at all with it. Just install a mega scoop and some V-Tech stickers and your are ready to go!

ToniH

 

Great system!! Is it adaptable to a 1983? :lol:

 

Where should I send the money too?

Seriously.


:D :lol:

 

Darnit, and I went and spent my money on a Corsa system. Stupid me. You live and you learn I guess.:)

 

I think that you need to get KaleCo on board to help sell these. :D