For Amusement Only
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Drifting
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Drifting
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Re: For Amusement Only (bradvette)
"It is a MATCHED PAIR of tuned custom sealed Neodymium Super inductors that generate a frequency resonance between its two faces.
Operates on the principle of RESONANCE, utilizing a double chamber frequency with phased frequency modulation."
translation - two magnets held on with a zip tie. :lol: :lol: :lol:
Bonzo ??? Oh yeah, JB out of Zep :cheers:
[Modified by britvette, 2:22 PM 11/26/2003]
Operates on the principle of RESONANCE, utilizing a double chamber frequency with phased frequency modulation."
translation - two magnets held on with a zip tie. :lol: :lol: :lol:
Bonzo ??? Oh yeah, JB out of Zep :cheers:
[Modified by britvette, 2:22 PM 11/26/2003]
Drifting
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From: Norcross GA
Re: For Amusement Only (bogus)
Yes, I have two.
The added features they missed: My wheels are shinier. My door handles are firmer. My mud flaps are thicker. The air in my tires is cleaner.
You gutta get them,....
Stupid is, as stupid does,.... :crazy:
The added features they missed: My wheels are shinier. My door handles are firmer. My mud flaps are thicker. The air in my tires is cleaner.
You gutta get them,....
Stupid is, as stupid does,.... :crazy:
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From: Alive and well in Burlington NC
Re: For Amusement Only (britvette)
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Melting Slicks
Joined: Jul 2003
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From: Reno/Sparks Nevada
Re: For Amusement Only (britvette)
Fuel Saver 27%
Spark Plugs 10%
Muffler 10%
Pulleys 5%
Tornado 23%
K&N 7%
Synthetic Lube 8%
Air/Fuel Ratio Gauge 6%
Spoilers/Wings 3%
Wax Job 1%
Total = 100% fuel savings
I am now at 100% efficiency, and never have to stop for gas!! The miracle of science. Any more fuel efficient mods and I'll have to stop and take some gas out. :lol: :U
Spark Plugs 10%
Muffler 10%
Pulleys 5%
Tornado 23%
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Synthetic Lube 8%
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Wax Job 1%
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From: South Cave, Brough East Yorkshire
Re: For Amusement Only (Britvette)
ROFLMAO
Yeah I`ve got one and my 86 now gets 40 MPG on the motorway - in fact my Dad borrows my vette to go to work in, instead of his Nissan Sunny cos it`s more economical.
:skep:
So all this just from a pair of magnets eh ?
Warning adverse side effect - it undoes your fly as well :lol:
Btw Brit, how u doing across there in Castleford. I keep meaning to e-mail u to have a look at your car but I never seem to get around to it - we`ll have to meet up sometime as were only like 30 Miles away - less than 1 gallon with that gizmo !
Take it easy,
Dom.
:seeya
Yeah I`ve got one and my 86 now gets 40 MPG on the motorway - in fact my Dad borrows my vette to go to work in, instead of his Nissan Sunny cos it`s more economical.
:skep:
So all this just from a pair of magnets eh ?
Warning adverse side effect - it undoes your fly as well :lol:
Btw Brit, how u doing across there in Castleford. I keep meaning to e-mail u to have a look at your car but I never seem to get around to it - we`ll have to meet up sometime as were only like 30 Miles away - less than 1 gallon with that gizmo !
Take it easy,
Dom.
:seeya
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Re: For Amusement Only (Total Recall)
Btw Brit, how u doing across there in Castleford. I keep meaning to e-mail u to have a look at your car but I never seem to get around to it - we`ll have to meet up sometime as were only like 30 Miles away - less than 1 gallon with that gizmo !
:seeya
[Modified by NoWorries, 1:17 AM 11/28/2003]
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Re: For Amusement Only (britvette)
Ah hah! Now we know the secret to Mojo's amazing 60' times! :cheers:
