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Old Feb 22, 2006 | 07:39 PM
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Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

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Originally Posted by diynoob
Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

It depends on the photosynthisis of the katonic jubuli within the nurons on the plasmatonic celluli.

The oxidation of the the accelerant within cells dictates the calculation of the refrence point between said chicken and egg.

If you use the calculation of y+x ={14.732} \ 36.1 X Egg, You come to the conclusion that 13.9435657684532" / 176254432.133 = Y+T+MOP/LMNOP rounded to the nearest Chicken etc etc etc....

You get the point. I'm sure you can use these calculations to figure it out.
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It depends on the photosynthisis of the katonic jubuli within the nurons on the plasmatonic celluli.
If you use the calculation of y+x ={14.732} \ 36.1 X Egg, You come to the conclusion that 13.9435657684532" / 176254432.133 = Y+T+MOP/LMNOP rounded to the nearest Chicken etc etc etc....

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I'm not a rocket scientist. I'm a science rocketist, so I guess I shouldn't post!
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Originally Posted by diynoob
Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

...And you don't need to be one to know the in-vitro bowl came first. Now that that's out of the way-What is the meaning of life, how large is the universe and how can we get ride of the Corvette tax?

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No, no, no. You all have it wrong. The answer is that it depends on the compression ratio of the chicken and whether or not the chicken is the oxidizer or reducer.

BTW Warp, don't worry, I'm not a rocket scientist either, but I play one on TV.
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Originally Posted by diynoob
No, no, no. You all have it wrong. The answer is that it depends on the compression ratio of the chicken and whether or not the chicken is the oxidizer or reducer.

BTW Warp, don't worry, I'm not a rocket scientist either, but I play one on TV.

Are you MacGuyver?
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I do know that the "TREE DOES MAKE A SOUND"
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Excessive manifold pressure will frequently result in phenomena known in the trade as "egg tossing", "henplosion" and "eggsplosion".

While eggsessive pressure has been rumored to cause an eggsothermic reaction, resulting in spontaneous combustion and total loss of the hen house, this has not been documented to my knowlege.

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Originally Posted by Z06GMAN
You Guy's.........................

I do know that the "TREE DOES MAKE A SOUND"

So you was there? .................

That proves nothing!

Find one that was not there and heard!


then we can tell you both you are %I#$** nuts!
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