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Old Sep 20, 2003 | 05:41 PM
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Default Re: Using NAAAWWWSSSS is like..... (MyFirstCorvette)

ethical morals....lol
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Old Sep 20, 2003 | 07:07 PM
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Default Re: Using NAAAWWWSSSS is like..... (SilverStateZ06)

SR71 is obviously not married or not married long enough.

He is right about one thing, having a blower/turbo is like being married to it. You can't remove it very easily and you can't just run without it if you feel like it.

It's like being handcuffed to your wife and having to take her EVERYWHERE - that means to work, when you go out with the guys, when you go out with the girls, on long trips, on short trips, when you take your car to the dealer for warranty work, when you go to the gentlemen's club, when it is 120 outside, when it is snowing outside, etc.

As for the hooker/ho analogy, I'd buy that. You use it when and where you want. It is cheaper than getting married to it. You can get rid of it when you want. People will buy it from you when you are done. No one has to know you have it. And like someone said, with the right precautions, you will not suffer any adverse effects.
Someone took my post WAYY to seriously! :crazy:

It's a JOKE! :jester

(P.S. What if you have an intermittent solenoid failure or hey.. maybe you're wife is just HOT and you like to bring her everywhere!)

(P.P.S My wife is HOT!) :D
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