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Old Apr 29, 2005 | 12:39 PM
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Ya know how so many people like to circulate jokes around via e-mail? Well this one just came over this morning. This C5 Billboard was in an attachment with about a dozen other mockery billboards. So got ready to drop 'em and prove otherwise! That crap about mid-life crisis was bad enough ... but now this too? I think somebody is just trying to knock the pride out of our sails.
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Old Apr 29, 2005 | 01:04 PM
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I'll show them small
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Old Apr 29, 2005 | 01:09 PM
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If mine was any smaller, I'd have to get a Lamborghini.
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Old Apr 29, 2005 | 01:12 PM
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Seen this before. Some people just have to make up things to account for their jealousy.
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Old Apr 29, 2005 | 01:12 PM
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Its not how big it is its how your race it!!!

Small block.....Big results!!!!
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Old Apr 29, 2005 | 01:16 PM
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If mine was any smaller, I'd have to get a Lamborghini.
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Old Apr 29, 2005 | 01:21 PM
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when i told pple i was geting a vette.. thats all i heard and was teased about.. luckily my gf was usually with me when i told the people i did.. and she could back it up that that statement is NOT true
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Old Apr 29, 2005 | 01:30 PM
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Had a lady friend tell me the same thing, I just replied "only one way to find out honey"
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But I got an *** like a jackhammer.
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Old Apr 29, 2005 | 02:52 PM
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Small gun, lots of ammo.
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Old Apr 29, 2005 | 02:54 PM
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ha ha
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Old Apr 29, 2005 | 02:57 PM
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Anyway, if you think that is a real bulletin board, you have to be nuts. That email circulated about a year ago. All those pics were photochopped.
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Old Apr 29, 2005 | 03:28 PM
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It's like the guy that walks into the whorehouse and drops his pants. The women looked at him, laughed and asked who he plans to please with that.

He looks at them with a straight face and says "ME".
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FYI its not Photochopped its Photoshoped
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Old Apr 29, 2005 | 04:31 PM
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Isn't this 8" / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / /?????
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Old Apr 29, 2005 | 04:32 PM
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I've seen that before, like most in here. I wonder though, what the female version would say?
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Old Apr 29, 2005 | 04:32 PM
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No that's 9"
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Old Apr 29, 2005 | 04:35 PM
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Lighten up Guys. If they talk about you it's evident you're on their minds. Jealousy is a terrible thing it eats them alive. Let the feast begin.
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