I feel so........dirty!
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St. Jude Donor '05, '12-'13, '15-'16, '21
I feel so........dirty!
That's right brothers and sisters, I come before you a man needing forgiveness. Nice here in Jersey today, albeit warm around 90 but a nice day to spend with "her". But I did the unthinkable; I cheated on "her". Thats right, rather than offer the tender caresses that I now "she" wanted, the touch that "she" oh so needed. I cheated. I turned away from "her."
I spent the day.....the entire day detailing my DD. It had been months since I had even vaccuming it, let alone given it more than a automatic car wash. Now mind you the BMW dosen't experience even a small percentage of the attention I give "her" but.......I still feel so dirty.
How do I make it right? With a women a "I'm sorry", flowers, dinner, a nice bobble and I'm on the road back. With "her".....what do I do?
I spent the day.....the entire day detailing my DD. It had been months since I had even vaccuming it, let alone given it more than a automatic car wash. Now mind you the BMW dosen't experience even a small percentage of the attention I give "her" but.......I still feel so dirty.
How do I make it right? With a women a "I'm sorry", flowers, dinner, a nice bobble and I'm on the road back. With "her".....what do I do?
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Originally Posted by bierbelly
Shame on you! You are undeserving to be a Vette owner. 
Sell her and put her out of her misery. A BMW indeed. 
Sell her and put her out of her misery. A BMW indeed. I'm so ashamed...... :o
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Originally Posted by rayncris
...next thing you know he will teach someone how to drive with her...goodness, someone get the rope, get him out of here... 
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Always deny everything. What she don't know won't hurt her. Living with the guilt is the price you pay for straying. And another thing so close to the house??
My daddy told me something I have always practiced "Never get your meat and bread at the same store"
My daddy told me something I have always practiced "Never get your meat and bread at the same store"
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When u stated "DD", I thought to myself that would have done the same thing and passed up on my Vette for a pair of those. But when u mentioned BMW, yes shame on you. Some massage oil (Zaino) and a little nooner at the local track and she will forgive u!!!
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Get her that mod that she has been craving. Then take her out for a nice cruise. She'll like that.
