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0 to 200 in 4 seconds
A corvette owner's wife approached her husband and said she wanted something that would go from 0 to 200 in 4 seconds.......so he got her a new bathroom scale. 
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Good one Dwayne! 
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From: I love you & miss you Linda
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Originally Posted by Bakersfield
A corvette owner's wife approached her husband and said she wanted something that would go from 0 to 200 in 4 seconds..............................
