Originally Posted by LV_2_XLR8

Hey Ken, it’s me. Remember me?

Remember when you were 8 years old and were being teased by those teenaged punks? Well, I was the guy who jumped in there and got my butt kicked for you and even though I lost an eye and my jaw no longer closes right, I saved you from one heck of a beating, didn’t I? Remember?

Remember when you were in High School and flunking math? I was the guy that passed my paper on to you and even though I didn’t graduate because of that, and I haven’t been able to get a decent job the rest of my life, it was worth it because you aced the test and graduated with a math scholarship. Remember?

Remember when you were drowning in that freezing river? I was the guy who unselfishly jumped in to save you, and even though I’ve now lost the use of my hands and feet from Hypothermia, it was still worth it because you were okay. Remember?

And let's not forget that time when your house caught fire and you and everyone was about to be burned alive? Well, I was the guy who repeatedly ran inside and rescued your entire family, (including pets) and even though I was burned beyond recognition and people now puke when they look at me, I know it was worth it, because thanks to me, there is a Ken and Sandy (and let's not forget Sparky and Boots) to make all these great products for us all to enjoy.

So, the very least you can do now is PICK ME! (OR else, I’ll tell everybody about the time you pulled Emmy Lou Pennington’s panties down behind the wood shed in my Aunt Suzie’s back yard)

Oh, and don't forget to check out the cool car below...

PS: I need the interior for my wife's car, which we haven't started on yet. And thanks for doing this again this year. Have a great Christmas!