Mercedes C5-C6
Dec 22, 2005 | 03:44 PM
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Mercedes C5-C6
So I'm in the parking lot of the mall and this blonde parks next to me in a red C6. She gets out as I'm putting some packages in the back of my Vette and starts jabbering:
Blonde: "Hi, there. How do you like your car? I just got mine this week."
Me: I love my C5. How do you like the C6?"
Blonde: Oh you have a Mercedes too? I don't like those big cars. I don't think I'd want a C5 or a C6.
Me: No, no, your Vette. How do you like your Vette?
Blonde: You have a dog? I'm getting a puppy for Christmas. My husband and I haven't picked out a Vet yet.
Me: Ohhhh kay...have a nice day.
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Dec 22, 2005 | 03:49 PM
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That's awesome.
Dec 22, 2005 | 03:50 PM
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Dec 22, 2005 | 03:50 PM
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This has GOT to be a joke . . . .. right!???
Dec 22, 2005 | 03:52 PM
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Originally Posted by BUK VETT
This has GOT to be a joke . . . .. right!???
Jim...you are kidding...right????
Dec 22, 2005 | 03:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Sully C5
Jim...you are kidding...right????
True story...and yes, she was hot.
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Dec 22, 2005 | 04:03 PM
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I wonder which is smarter...the dog or her?
Dec 22, 2005 | 04:06 PM
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Prob a Valley Girl who never worked a day in her life! That is too funny
Dec 22, 2005 | 04:22 PM
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Dec 22, 2005 | 04:24 PM
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Gotta love 'em... Blonde, beautiful, blissfully ignorant, driving a Vette! And you just passed up on the opportunity to school the gal! Shame on you!
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Dec 22, 2005 | 04:26 PM
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had to have a nice set of friendly owls.
Dec 22, 2005 | 04:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Swany00
she was probably hot
And that was all she had going for her!
Dec 22, 2005 | 04:43 PM
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True story...and yes, she was hot.
This thread is useless without pics!!!
Dec 22, 2005 | 04:46 PM
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It must be nice to float thru life without a clue and have others take care of you....where did I go wrong?
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Originally Posted by Swany00
she was probably hot
You know she was.....and maybe playing with him just a bit
Dec 22, 2005 | 04:49 PM
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Dec 22, 2005 | 04:54 PM
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Blond?
Dec 22, 2005 | 04:56 PM
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From: Johnston, Iowa
Obviously she made all the dough that it took for the purchase of that "mercedes"
:o
Was she at least hot 
Mercedes C5-C6
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(she'd keep me laughing all the time...what else can you ask for in a relationship 
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