C5 blonde laughs
Melting Slicks
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From: Rehoboth MA . . . NRA Life Member
St. Jude Donor '06-'07
Good One! Passed it on to all the blonde's I know. Lets see how many friends I have after they read it.....They probably won't get though... 
Bob
Bob
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From: "This is not a psychotic episode, but a cleansing moment of clarity."
Hey Jennifer, you are ALL RIGHT. That was a great joke to start the morning with. Speaking of blondes, I actually got a wave yesterday, initiated by a blonde woman in her late 40's, early 50's driving a red C6. 
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St. Jude Donor '07-'08-'09-'10-'11-'12-'13
Originally Posted by FiberglassFan
A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her red C5 convertable and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde.
The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. "What does it look like? She finally asked.
The policewoman replied "It's square and it has your picture on it."
The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. "Here it is," she said.
The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop!!!"
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Thank goodness my hair has darkened so much with age, I can't really be acused of being a blonde anymore!
The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. "What does it look like? She finally asked.
The policewoman replied "It's square and it has your picture on it."
The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. "Here it is," she said.
The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop!!!"
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Thank goodness my hair has darkened so much with age, I can't really be acused of being a blonde anymore!
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From: HOW FAST WAS I GOING OFFICER? Los Angeles Hating GM Dealership Service Dept.'s Since Sept. 2004
St. Jude Donor '04-'05-'06-'07
That's the longest blonde joke I've heard...
I thought they were supposed to be one liners.... so that brunettes and redheads could tell them too
I thought they were supposed to be one liners.... so that brunettes and redheads could tell them too
