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Old Mar 19, 2006 | 08:19 PM
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Yesterday afternoon my 62 year old father and I took the Vette to Wal Mart. He had lost his pocket knife and wanted to get another one. He has never cared much for Vettes. After leaving Wal Mart I stopped at a stop light and two early twentyish good looking blondes in a firebird pulled up beside us. They were looking at us and smiling and waving. He waved and laughed. When we got back home and walked in the door he could not wait to tell everyone that a couple of young girls were flirting with us. I think he might like the Vette a little more now!
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Old Mar 19, 2006 | 08:24 PM
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Tell him from one 62 year old to another it's not too late.
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Old Mar 19, 2006 | 08:25 PM
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Come on...lets be realistic...you guys were in the middle lane of a 3-lane street and the chicks were waving at the dudes in the "Ricer" on the far lane.
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Old Mar 19, 2006 | 08:28 PM
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My grandfather has a vette...he loves it. Maybe your Dad needs one too!
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Old Mar 19, 2006 | 08:28 PM
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Come on...lets be realistic...you guys were in the middle lane of a 3-lane street and the chicks were waving at the dudes in the "Ricer" on the far lane.



No it was only 2 lanes and we were in the right and they were in the left. There was no mistaken what they were doing. Just before we got home we got the from a guy driving a Ford Taurus.


It would scare me to death for my dad to get a Vette. The last 5 years or so he has not been doing well driving. He scares the crap out of me when I ride with him. He has had 4 heart surgeries and I think that and his age has affected him.
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Old Mar 19, 2006 | 08:30 PM
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And you got their phone numbers, yes?
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Old Mar 19, 2006 | 08:42 PM
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Old Mar 19, 2006 | 08:45 PM
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Funny how a vette makes the years fall away!!
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Old Mar 19, 2006 | 08:53 PM
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Funny how a vette makes the years fall away!!


I noticed that the last time my Dad drove mine.
During my last trip down he wasn't feeling too good, maybe next time.
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Old Mar 19, 2006 | 08:58 PM
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I like your story. Enjoy the time you have with your Dad. It sounds like he certainly is.
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Old Mar 19, 2006 | 09:00 PM
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Old Mar 19, 2006 | 09:59 PM
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Good story
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Old Mar 19, 2006 | 10:04 PM
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Took my 80 something golf buddy for a ride the other day, did a big burnout you should have seen his face.
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Old Mar 19, 2006 | 10:16 PM
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We all have difference stories on what originally turned us on to Corvettes -- perhaps this will be his.
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Old Mar 19, 2006 | 10:18 PM
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Good to know the vette can help an old man get it up
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Old Mar 20, 2006 | 07:15 AM
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Great story. Just be careful if your Dad starts asking for the keys to the car.

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Cool!
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Old Mar 20, 2006 | 07:41 AM
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have had similar experiences in our c5; i'm never selling this car! bub
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