Four-door Corvette

I'm wondering if we're dating the same gal. Her hair was red, then back to blond, and now red again. I asked her if she missed her blond hair, and if the length had anything to do with it when it got tangled at the beach last year. All she could say was, "huh"? After a bit of discussion, I discovered she had forgotten: her hair was ever blond, that it had gotten mega-tangled, and the incredible... uhhhhh... wild time we had at the beach, where she learned just what it was to be... uh, very romantic in rather extreme ways. Well, she's just plain friggen dumb!!! I just cant find a way of sugar coating this, and its very disturbing!
Tell me, is yours just plain friggen dumb too? Give me some more examples.
K, great bod, turns heads like my car... but its like putting the car into drive and stepping out of it. It'll go straight till it crashes into something cause it cant turn to avoid objects by its self, just like my friggen GF.
Tell you what, lets trade for a while (they wont know the difference, right?)... but I'm not going to trade something real special... like my vert! LOL! Just don't spank her, cause she doesn't like that to much. But then again... she wont remember, so do what you like.














