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Old Apr 20, 2006 | 04:38 PM
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So my vette sits in an end spot outside of my one way glass at my office. Today noticed a REALLY hot blonde on her cell standing right next to my car. Me and a couple of the guys gathered around the window and decided it would be fun to mess around with her. First we tried the windows up and down with the Valet- that did not work. My friend asked if I had a panic button- I of course said yes. At the right moment we hit it and she jumped three feet in the air and ran away. It was the funniest site I have seen in a while.

Even funnier- 5 minutes ago we noticed another victim- a guy standing one car over on his cell- we decided he deserved the treatment as well. Turns out that the car next to mine was the hot blondes and she just happened to be walking out at the exact time these three things happened-
He faked kicking her car- I hit my panic button- he screams and jumps in the air- she sees it and jumps as well thinking he hit her car. Then as she walked up to get in her car she INCHED by the vette- hit the panic again and she dove into her car and drove away.
We were laughing so hard! I am sure she will not be parking next to me again (she was over the white line....)
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Old Apr 20, 2006 | 04:43 PM
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If you REALLY want to laugh watch "TEAM AMERICA"!
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Old Apr 20, 2006 | 05:27 PM
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fun stuff
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Old Apr 20, 2006 | 05:47 PM
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Always good for a laugh!
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Old Apr 20, 2006 | 05:51 PM
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Originally Posted by YO-EL
If you REALLY want to laugh watch "TEAM AMERICA"!
haha, ok THAT is the most random response of the day.
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Old Apr 20, 2006 | 06:16 PM
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ha.
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Old Apr 20, 2006 | 06:23 PM
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Old Apr 20, 2006 | 07:28 PM
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I'd be closely watching your car. There are a lot getting stolen recently. Blondes and ulterior motives usually go together...................???
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I would never do that to a HOT blonde... Now, a hag, maybe...
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Sounds like an old Candid Camera gag.
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To bad she didn't jump out of her clothes.
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Originally Posted by jrose7004
Sounds like an old Candid Camera gag.
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Old Apr 21, 2006 | 02:29 AM
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To bad she didn't jump out of her clothes.
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