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Drifting
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St. Jude Donor '08
pizzed off
So I'm leaving my store to go home today when I notice some weird marks on my trunk. I stared in disbelief when I realized that someone had sat on my car. 
The marks were definitely someone's *** (2 cheeks and a giant azz crack). There were some hand and finger prints also. There is such a lack of respect in the world. I wish I caught the bastage and shoved my boot up their.... I'm gonna check the security tapes at the center tomorrow so I can devise some form of payback. 
The marks were definitely someone's *** (2 cheeks and a giant azz crack). There were some hand and finger prints also. There is such a lack of respect in the world. I wish I caught the bastage and shoved my boot up their.... I'm gonna check the security tapes at the center tomorrow so I can devise some form of payback.
Team Owner
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St. Jude Donor '11
Originally Posted by C5Vette168
So I'm leaving my store to go home today when I notice some weird marks on my trunk. I stared in disbelief when I realized that someone had sat on my car. The marks were definitely someone's *** (2 cheeks and a giant azz crack). There were some hand and finger prints also. There is such a lack of respect in the world. I wish I caught the bastage and shoved my boot up their.... I'm gonna check the security tapes at the center tomorrow so I can devise some form of payback.
The marks were definitely someone's *** (2 cheeks and a giant azz crack). There were some hand and finger prints also. There is such a lack of respect in the world. I wish I caught the bastage and shoved my boot up their.... I'm gonna check the security tapes at the center tomorrow so I can devise some form of payback. 
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Burning Brakes
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Originally Posted by suicide king
Maybe it was a hot nude model waiting for you to get off work?
I'll bet you that is it.........happens to me all the time!!
Pisses the wife off something fierce!!
Russ...
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Drifting
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St. Jude Donor '08
Originally Posted by suicide king
Maybe it was a hot nude model waiting for you to get off work?
Burning Brakes
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St. Jude Donor '06
Hopefully, no damage was really done here! I do agree that people should respect others possessions. Good Luck with looking at the security tapes. If you confront the culprit, remember to take the high road!
Burning Brakes
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St. Jude Donor '06-'07-'08-'09-'10,'13-'14
Stress cracks
Back in the day when I had my 68 and 71 c3's it was a known fact that you NEVER sat on a Vettes nose due to stress cracks around the pop up's. I've had the pleasure of informing a few aZZholes to that effect.
NO ONE should touch another persons car let alone sit on it.
NO ONE should touch another persons car let alone sit on it.
Racer
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Stupid Yahoos
I guess the vette is low enough that these mental midgets assume it's OK to lean and/or sit on. I would firmly suggest to them to GET THE F##K OFF THE CAR if you could catch them in the act....trouble is, you almost never can.
