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Old Sep 15, 2006 | 01:58 AM
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...and buy a civic.

Put some WIDE tires on it, and then it will handle better than a corvette. In fact, it will beat the vette in corners.

At least that's what I was told today. And was challenged to a race to prove it.

Is there a farm somewhere that grows these types of idiots?
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Old Sep 15, 2006 | 02:01 AM
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...and buy a civic.

Put some WIDE tires on it, and then it will handle better than a corvette. In fact, it will beat the vette in corners.

At least that's what I was told today. And was challenged to a race to prove it.

Is there a farm somewhere that grows these types of idiots?
Put the pipe down and back away slowly NOW!!
Is what you should have told him..
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Old Sep 15, 2006 | 06:24 AM
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Tell that person to put their money where their mouth is and go to a track. Shouldn't take long to put them in their place. But, I have to agree that you could probably save some money if you bought a Civic.
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Old Sep 16, 2006 | 08:10 AM
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I thought those Civic die hards were dead and gone in road racing accidents?
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Old Sep 16, 2006 | 08:24 AM
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Last time I checked there was no sanctioning body for "corner" events...what, is the speed measured right at the apex??

I guess if all you have is a Civic then all you can compete in is "corner" events.

Does that air at 3:00 AM on Speed?
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Old Sep 16, 2006 | 08:50 AM
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At the end of the day you would still be driving a Civic. What sense would that make?? I will stick with my Vette no matter how slow it is
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Old Sep 16, 2006 | 08:55 AM
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, yep some village has been deprived of their local idiot and he is out and about driving a rice burner with wide tires and a fart can!l!
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I've heard that there had been a escape down at the funny farm!
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Smoke em peace pipe. Thats pretty funny.
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So Cal is the funny farm
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Old Sep 16, 2006 | 10:38 AM
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okay...... Thats when you jump in your car and get the heck away from the tainted gene pool...

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Originally Posted by hellrazr
...and buy a civic.

Put some WIDE tires on it, and then it will handle better than a corvette. In fact, it will beat the vette in corners.

At least that's what I was told today. And was challenged to a race to prove it.

Is there a farm somewhere that grows these types of idiots?
Invite him/her to one of our get togethers.... Nuff said...
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Old Sep 16, 2006 | 10:50 AM
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Admitting you have a problem is the first step.....
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Old Sep 16, 2006 | 10:51 AM
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must have been in bred somewhere in nj with those brain cells
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Old Sep 16, 2006 | 10:56 AM
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Smoke em peace pipe. Thats pretty funny.
No he meant Crack pipe.
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Old Sep 16, 2006 | 10:59 AM
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Man, you got egged on by a civic owner and you fell for that?

If a 4 year old egged you on to a fist fight, would you entertain him? Of course not. Just nod and move on.
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you'll beat him easy - 'specially if you put a pair of those ricer mufflers on your vett
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Old Sep 16, 2006 | 11:56 AM
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I get that all the time from the young kids I work around. "If my car had this or that it would kill your Z06!" Well do that to your car, come grab me and we'll hit the track. No one has taken me up yet. Funny stuff!
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