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Old Nov 29, 2006 | 12:39 PM
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I bought a 2000 coupe and just noticed I am missing a rear bumper.

Do these cars not need a rear bumper ? What part of the rear end gets damaged the most from taps/hits in the rear ?

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Old Nov 29, 2006 | 12:51 PM
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There are no bumpers... on either end.
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Old Nov 29, 2006 | 12:52 PM
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Old Nov 29, 2006 | 12:54 PM
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Your bumpers are invisible... just feel around you'll find them! Or just don't hit/tap/bump anything!
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Old Nov 29, 2006 | 01:04 PM
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WTF?
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Old Nov 29, 2006 | 01:09 PM
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This is a test to see how many people fall for the joke, or at least I hope so.
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Old Nov 29, 2006 | 01:28 PM
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I knew my car was missing something - just couldn't put my finger on it.
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Old Nov 29, 2006 | 01:53 PM
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If it looks like you're missing a rear bumber, perhaps you bought a C6!
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This is a test to see how many people fall for the joke, or at least I hope so.
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Old Nov 29, 2006 | 01:55 PM
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just looked, you're right ,mines gone too !!!!!!!!
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Old Nov 29, 2006 | 02:41 PM
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Oh no! You are lucky, I am missing both the Rear and the Front bumper.
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Old Nov 29, 2006 | 03:10 PM
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The bumper's right next to the spare tire...
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Old Nov 29, 2006 | 03:23 PM
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Originally Posted by basicstrategy777
I bought a 2000 coupe and just noticed I am missing a rear bumper.

Do these cars not need a rear bumper ? What part of the rear end gets damaged the most from taps/hits in the rear ?

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Hmmm. 66 yrs old. 38 posts. Business guy.

So, I'm going to bet your serious. Bumpers are non-existent. Because of the composition/material of the car a bumper would not be estetically pleasing and frankly pretty useless in an accident. No bumpers on these babbies for several (C5) generations.
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Old Nov 29, 2006 | 03:34 PM
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Assuming you're serious... there are bumpers, just not big chrome ones like on a truck.

The front and rear bumper covers are called facias on a car like this... when you remove them you see the foam absorber and the front and rear reinfocement beams. On a C5 the front and rear bumper beams are integrated with the frame.

Most new cars are designed this way... but on a C5 the rear facia is flat, unlike a mustang or most any other car where it sticks out. All the same components are there.

Below shows you the chassis and how the beam is integrated.


Here's the rear


Foam parts called "absorbers" attach to the bars... her's my car w/ the bumper off. There is a similar piece in the rear.

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Old Nov 29, 2006 | 03:46 PM
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those of us who have crashed our Vette, know where the bumpers are
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Old Nov 29, 2006 | 03:50 PM
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What~No 5 mph bumpers!!!!
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Old Nov 29, 2006 | 03:56 PM
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I was a little joking and a little serious.

I learned something.

I was basically wondering how well the front/rear defended itself in parking lot skirmishes.

Glad everyone had a laugh.

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You just noticed it huh?
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Old Nov 29, 2006 | 05:43 PM
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I often see people using the term bumbers...where the heck did that expression come from?
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Old Nov 29, 2006 | 06:17 PM
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Bumpers!? We don't need no stinking bumpers!!
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