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Old Apr 2, 2007 | 09:21 AM
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I'm cruisin' down a busy 4 lane street in Knoxville Saturday top down smile on face etc. Suddenly this Jeep Cherokee with no mufflers thniks he needs to rip on me.... WTF? This is one of those old 6 cylinder POS boxes containing 2 or 3 juvies that seem to think I'd waste a trottle stab on them. Has the entire world gone crazy? Yes, the temptation was there to blow their doors off, but what would that prove, that I could beat a SUV on a highly traveled business street with way too many people in harms way? Somewhere around my 60th birthday I think I got over that...
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Old Apr 2, 2007 | 09:23 AM
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They are all over the place...
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Old Apr 2, 2007 | 09:24 AM
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You did the right thing, but maybe they wanted to hear your pipes.
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Old Apr 2, 2007 | 09:25 AM
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The borlas do sound sweet.....
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Old Apr 2, 2007 | 09:31 AM
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I had some 18-19 yr old kid on a crotch rocket want to race yesterday. I mouthed the words LAW ENFORCEMENT to him. He gently accelorated away at the speed limit.
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Old Apr 2, 2007 | 09:32 AM
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Originally Posted by Phanni
I'm cruisin' down a busy 4 lane street in Knoxville Saturday top down smile on face etc. Suddenly this Jeep Cherokee with no mufflers thniks he needs to rip on me.... WTF? This is one of those old 6 cylinder POS boxes containing 2 or 3 juvies that seem to think I'd waste a trottle stab on them. Has the entire world gone crazy? Yes, the temptation was there to blow their doors off, but what would that prove, that I could beat a SUV on a highly traveled business street with way too many people in harms way? Somewhere around my 60th birthday I think I got over that...
O no, I had a mid-90's Lumina with worn out shocks to get beside me and kept stabbing the throttle.
I was like
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Old Apr 2, 2007 | 10:47 AM
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One night going up the Cajon Pass here in S. Calif., very steep freeway up the mountain to the high desert, had two ricers pass moving in and out of the lanes. I was doing about 70-75. These flew past me with the pipes screaming loud. I was thinking, what a bunch of garbage they can get away with that and we drivers with the really good cars, can't. So I sped up and caught up with them on the steepest part of the hill. I passed them doing well above the speed limit and their speed. Then I slowed back down to the speed limit. Here they came, all upset and screaming their engines for all they were worth to get past me. Over the top of the hill and moving fast. There's always CHP up there at the top and into the arms of them these ricers went. Couldn't help but smile and wave as I drove on by.
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Old Apr 2, 2007 | 11:57 AM
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Originally Posted by doubleeaglein2001
I had some 18-19 yr old kid on a crotch rocket want to race yesterday. I mouthed the words LAW ENFORCEMENT to him. He gently accelorated away at the speed limit.

Oh I like that! I'll be stealing this remark. I think just the statement "Law Enforcement" not necessarily means you ARE one but the possible presence of one that is a good reason not to street race. Thanks for the tip.
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Old Apr 2, 2007 | 12:11 PM
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First of all...I am a LEO........we are required to have our duty badges with us while off duty. A quick show of that out the side window and its like the other car trying to get me to race threw out an anchor. We have the best street drags at our local strip.......all challenge races every Friday night..........cost is something like $10 per run.........
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Old Apr 2, 2007 | 12:18 PM
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I was thinking to myself the other day that I'm just going to go have a nice relaxed cruise in the Z. Its nearly impossible. Every turn presents some tool in just itching to race his ghetto-sled or fly up on my a$$ like he's Jeff Gordon.

I'm 26 and working on not letting these punks get to me....so in the meantime I'll continue to let the LS6 do the talking.

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Originally Posted by Phanni
I'm cruisin' down a busy 4 lane street in Knoxville Saturday top down smile on face etc. Suddenly this Jeep Cherokee with no mufflers thniks he needs to rip on me.... WTF? This is one of those old 6 cylinder POS boxes containing 2 or 3 juvies that seem to think I'd waste a trottle stab on them. Has the entire world gone crazy? Yes, the temptation was there to blow their doors off, but what would that prove, that I could beat a SUV on a highly traveled business street with way too many people in harms way? Somewhere around my 60th birthday I think I got over that...
Damn, you are over 60. I didn't know they let senior citizens on this forum!!

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Old Apr 2, 2007 | 12:26 PM
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Originally Posted by beav626
They are all over the place...
Quit picking on Phanni. Just because he is OLD, that does not mean that he can drive. (I am not saying anything about his skills, now.)

Just ripping on you guys.

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Old Apr 2, 2007 | 12:28 PM
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...and I thought everyone was over 60 on this forum....
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Old Apr 2, 2007 | 02:03 PM
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60 is the new 40.
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Old Apr 2, 2007 | 02:05 PM
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BTW I do hold an SCCA high speed license....
However It's getting harder to hold with my declining health and all
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Old Apr 2, 2007 | 02:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Phanni
60 is the new 40.
Cuz I was hoping 50 was the new 30

I won't race 'em either. But I will let them hear my B&B Bullets now and then Besides, I know how fast my Jeep is...
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Old Apr 2, 2007 | 03:10 PM
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Originally Posted by z06Bigbird
Damn, you are over 60. I didn't know they let senior citizens on this forum!!

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They don't, he lied on his app.
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Old Apr 2, 2007 | 03:18 PM
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I cant stand when people do stuff like that... so annoying....
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Old Apr 2, 2007 | 03:34 PM
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Sad part is:

I AM AN OLD FART TOO!!
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Cuz I was hoping 50 was the new 30
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