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Old Jun 22, 2007 | 06:20 PM
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Originally Posted by ptindall
#2 should be "thou shall not worship any other cars besides corvette." For there is but one Automotive God.
Changed it ---- you're right, yours was MUCH better than mine. Perhaps others can chime in with their versions too........
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Old Jun 22, 2007 | 08:56 PM
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Old Jun 22, 2007 | 10:05 PM
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Old Jun 22, 2007 | 10:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Pewter Dream
If there were a ten commandments of 'Vette ownership, what would they be?

1. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's Corvette.
This should actually say:

1. Thou shallt not covet thy neighbor's Corvette's big booty
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Old Jun 22, 2007 | 11:10 PM
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Old Jun 22, 2007 | 11:20 PM
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Originally Posted by BowtieDiva70
Darn! I already made a shrine for my Vette in the garage!
Some people have too much time on their hands!
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Old Jun 23, 2007 | 12:23 AM
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Blessed are we who let the vette horses run free.
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Old Jun 23, 2007 | 12:27 AM
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Originally Posted by Mike98SilVert
Some people have too much time on their hands!
Nope! I just love my car!
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Originally Posted by ptdrummer54
Forgive me Pewter, for I have sinned...
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Old Jun 23, 2007 | 03:42 AM
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Originally Posted by LKYMN
Very clever,
Do you wash your car with holy water????
any puddle that the vette goes through instantly becomes holy water.
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Old Jun 23, 2007 | 07:07 AM
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Pewter Dream and talon90

Very cool
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Old Jun 23, 2007 | 09:31 AM
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Nice Job
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Old Jun 23, 2007 | 09:55 AM
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You guys are awesome! There's a Bible lesson in there somewhere!
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Old Jun 23, 2007 | 01:07 PM
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ttt....let's see if any weekend warriors have anything new to add! This is looking better and better......wish I was talented enough to put MINE on stone tablets......that looked
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Old Jun 23, 2007 | 01:21 PM
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Originally Posted by talon90


So it is written, so shall it be done!
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Old Jun 23, 2007 | 02:49 PM
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8. Thou shall remember the day your Corvette came into your life and keep it holy.
Amen.
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Old Jun 23, 2007 | 05:55 PM
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Default Who begat the Corvette Family!

Thou shalt always honor thy father of the Corvette,

Zora Arkus-Duntov, and his Chosen Disciples:

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Thou shalt also honor thy tribes of Callaway and Liggenfelter. Thou shalt never lie down with any of those that are not of the house of Bowling Green or St. Louis. Let us forgive those who alter their cars with blasphemous results, for they know not what they do. This is as the prophecy fortells, and thy will be done forever and forever. Yea, though we drive down the valley of regular production vehicles, lead us not into temptation to race them, or to be tempted by them.
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Old Jun 23, 2007 | 06:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Ryan's Daddy Dan-Na
Yea, though we drive down the valley of regular production vehicles, lead us not into temptation to race them, or to be tempted by them.
i`m still laughing as i write
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Old Jun 23, 2007 | 08:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Ryan's Daddy Dan-Na
Thou shalt always honor thy father of the Corvette,

Zora Arkus-Duntov, and his Chosen Disciples:

Harley Earl
Ed Cole
Bill Mitchell
Larry Shinoda
Dave McLellan
Jerry Palmer
John Cafaro

Thou shalt also honor thy tribes of Callaway and Liggenfelter. Thou shalt never lie down with any of those that are not of the house of Bowling Green or St. Louis. Let us forgive those who alter their cars with blasphemous results, for they know not what they do. This is as the prophecy fortells, and thy will be done forever and forever. Yea, though we drive down the valley of regular production vehicles, lead us not into temptation to race them, or to be tempted by them.

Sooooo....I like the way you all think. We are of one tribe, who shall NOT lie down with those not of the house of Bowling Green....
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