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Old Mar 14, 2008 | 11:18 AM
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So yesterday morning about dark thirty driving to work and some AH runs right up my butt. I’m doing about 50 in a 40 zone on a somewhat rural road. I turn on my break lights (special wiring) and the guy backs off. Turn off the break lights and the AH is back. What a pain. Finally the road comes to a spot with 2 lanes each way and I move to the right. I just want him to get out of my space. I slow down and he turns on his bright lights. I notice a deer to the right and this time hit the breaks. The AH hits the horn and passes on the left. At that point the deer crosses. Guess what the AH hits. Ah there is justice in the world. I just kept going.
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Old Mar 14, 2008 | 11:26 AM
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Kharma is a bi$%h!!
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Old Mar 14, 2008 | 11:30 AM
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Sucks for the deer though
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Old Mar 14, 2008 | 11:33 AM
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What was the tool driving?

Hopefully a Toyota.....any Toyota.
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Old Mar 14, 2008 | 12:01 PM
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That is classic
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Old Mar 14, 2008 | 12:04 PM
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Great story.

Glad you didn't get led to do something stupid. I probably would have.
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Old Mar 14, 2008 | 12:05 PM
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GREAT STORY!
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Old Mar 14, 2008 | 12:07 PM
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Serves him right the impatient tool.
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Old Mar 14, 2008 | 12:08 PM
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Too bad for the deer, but looks good on the azzhole behind you. Sometimes there is justice.

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Old Mar 14, 2008 | 12:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Raskolnikov
What was the fool driving?

Hopefully a Toyota.....any Toyota.


Red Vette?,,,,,,,,,Sorry Corvette Don,,,,,,clouldn't pass it up!



Inside joke!
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Old Mar 14, 2008 | 12:29 PM
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Old Mar 14, 2008 | 12:39 PM
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Nice........Kill? Great story!!!
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Old Mar 14, 2008 | 12:40 PM
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Why do AH's always want to F with Vettes?
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Old Mar 14, 2008 | 12:51 PM
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That worked out perfect. The deer is the only innocent victim here.
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Had a guy on the Pomona freeway tailing me in a Porche one early morn when I worked in LA and I had a cement truct to my left and the porche behind me. He's flashing his lights and chit and I looked up the rod about fify yards or so and there is a six foot section of I beam in the road at an angle so I saw a spot behind the cement truck and pulled to the left.
The Porche sped up beside me on the right he flipped me off, and took off. Needless to say the I Beam chunk was taller than the undersied of the Porche and he took it at about sixty. The cement truck and I merged off to the 101 and the Porche was just putting out large sparks. I would have loved to have seen the look on his kisser.
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Originally Posted by Silverbullet00
Red Vette?,,,,,,,,,Sorry Corvette Don,,,,,,clouldn't pass it up!



Inside joke!
I knew this story sounded familiar
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greaet story
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Old Mar 14, 2008 | 01:05 PM
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May the universe grant us all this much karma!
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Originally Posted by TOOGECKO
Sucks for the deer though
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These stories put a smile on my face except for Bambi. I think I might have gone back and did a drive by smiling
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