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Old May 2, 2009 | 03:30 PM
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No more door dings.



Now I've just got to get a Trunk Monkey to jump out and set them up for me whenever I feel it's necessary.

Well,I guess It'd have to be a "Hatch Monkey"...
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Old May 2, 2009 | 03:38 PM
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Ha, ha, you'd get more than door dings if you tried to set that up in a real parking lot somewhere- like putting a bullseye on your car. Pretty funny though.
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Old May 2, 2009 | 03:41 PM
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Now you'll probably get keyed
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Old May 2, 2009 | 03:49 PM
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Wellll, thought it was a good idea, but with the sick section of society it probably would make you a target..........

BTW...Nice car...
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Old May 2, 2009 | 04:20 PM
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Nope that wouldn't work.
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Old May 2, 2009 | 04:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Carcass
No more door dings.



Now I've just got to get a Trunk Monkey to jump out and set them up for me whenever I feel it's necessary.

Well,I guess It'd have to be a "Hatch Monkey"...
or a 'speaker snake' hey Alex?
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Old May 2, 2009 | 05:20 PM
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Great looking vette, very bad idea
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Old May 2, 2009 | 06:02 PM
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That tape should say crime scene Probably work better
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Now you'll probably get keyed
My thought exactly
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now thats funny
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Originally Posted by capevettes
Now you'll probably get keyed



Originally Posted by jrose7004
Nope that wouldn't work.


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Good Idea.
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Originally Posted by carsangelop
That tape should say crime scene Probably work better

Or the tape should say ,,, TOXIC AREA KEEP AWAY ..

PS.. You didn't really do that did you !
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Use crime scene tape instead of caution. Just a thought.
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Those cones would be kind of a pain to carry around!

A couple piles of that fake rubber dog crap placed is a couple strategic areas may work just as good.
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Old May 2, 2009 | 10:55 PM
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Actually ,when I got to work this morning,the cones and a roll of caution tape was sitting in the shop from a Chevron job we just did,and I got the bright (?) idea to set up a shot.

Seemed funny @ 6am this morning

I would never do anything like that for "real"

Unless I could get some tape that said "GET THE F--- AWAY FROM MY CAR !



Then I might consider it.....

(You know,that fake dog poop idea actually might work...)

Last edited by Carcass; May 2, 2009 at 11:39 PM. Reason: liked the dog poop idea
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