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Old Oct 27, 2009 | 08:26 AM
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Default Help!!! I really messed up.

I was out driving, Mr Ballz, when all of a sudden it started to down
pour. It doesn't bother me that the car got wet, but I soon reached my destination & you will never guess what happened.
Yes, I exited the car & got my RED silk club jacket, all freakin wet.
I am so upset, I don't know what to do.
Please, can somebody help meeeee.
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Old Oct 27, 2009 | 08:28 AM
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Just stand behind the exhaust and give it a blow dry
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Old Oct 27, 2009 | 08:32 AM
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Red,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,silk,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,,,,jacket,,,,,,,,,,,,,,hmmmmmmmm


try laying it on the ground and driving back and forth over it a few dozen times. That should fix it up nicely.

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Old Oct 27, 2009 | 08:35 AM
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Does it say "The Big Ragu" on the back?
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Old Oct 27, 2009 | 08:57 AM
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Here is a good way to fix your jacket.

1. Find a small metal bucket - apparently metal works better then plastic - just ask Leno.
2. Small amount of lighter fluid, gas or charcoal lighter fluid will work - you will need this later.
3. Put jacket in bucket.
4. Douse with stuff from step 2 - use all of it! - one must not be wasteful.
5. Light a match and toss into bucket.

couple of minutes later - jacket should be completely dry!

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Old Oct 27, 2009 | 09:32 AM
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Originally Posted by lil vette
I was out driving, Mr Ballz, when all of a sudden it started to down
pour. It doesn't bother me that the car got wet, but I soon reached my destination & you will never guess what happened.
Yes, I exited the car & got my RED silk club jacket, all freakin wet.
I am so upset, I don't know what to do.
Please, can somebody help meeeee.
.
:rof l:
.
:rof l:

...we're not so worried about the jacket as long as the gold chains and hair plugs withstood the rain!
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Old Oct 27, 2009 | 12:37 PM
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I'm melting....I'm melting.....
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Old Oct 27, 2009 | 12:44 PM
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after step 3 of solving wet jacket problem
replace all weather strips in mr balz
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Old Oct 27, 2009 | 02:10 PM
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After reading some of the really great ideas everyone came up with,
I decided to try & put in the dryer.
I was in a bit of a rush, so I placed in dryer & put timer on for 60
Minutes. I wanted my “Lil Red Silk” club jacket, dry.
.
Moe bad news. I don’t think my “Lil Red” jacket is made of silk.
After an hour in the dryer, it looked……………..
Well,…………you know how a pair of cheap polyester pants look,
When you place a lighter under them?
.
Yea, I think you got the picture. This jacket must have plastic in it,
Because around the holes it is outlined in what appears to be plastic.
I am really feelin bad & I need a few days to myself.
Next time I will listen to my forum buddies.
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Old Oct 27, 2009 | 02:16 PM
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Originally Posted by jbondfl
Red,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,silk,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,,,,jacket,,,,,,,,,,,,,,hmmmmmmmm


try laying it on the ground and driving back and forth over it a few dozen times. That should fix it up nicely.

Originally Posted by bhoch
Here is a good way to fix your jacket.

1. Find a small metal bucket - apparently metal works better then plastic - just ask Leno.
2. Small amount of lighter fluid, gas or charcoal lighter fluid will work - you will need this later.
3. Put jacket in bucket.
4. Douse with stuff from step 2 - use all of it! - one must not be wasteful.
5. Light a match and toss into bucket.

couple of minutes later - jacket should be completely dry!

LMFAO!!!
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Originally Posted by bhoch
Here is a good way to fix your jacket.

1. Find a small metal bucket - apparently metal works better then plastic - just ask Leno.
2. Small amount of lighter fluid, gas or charcoal lighter fluid will work - you will need this later.
3. Put jacket in bucket.
4. Douse with stuff from step 2 - use all of it! - one must not be wasteful.
5. Light a match and toss into bucket.

couple of minutes later - jacket should be completely dry!
That's one heck of a solution.
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Old Oct 27, 2009 | 06:15 PM
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Originally Posted by bhoch
Here is a good way to fix your jacket.

1. Find a small metal bucket - apparently metal works better then plastic - just ask Leno.
2. Small amount of lighter fluid, gas or charcoal lighter fluid will work - you will need this later.
3. Put jacket in bucket.
4. Douse with stuff from step 2 - use all of it! - one must not be wasteful.
5. Light a match and toss into bucket.

couple of minutes later - jacket should be completely dry!

uhm excuse me, I don't mean to hijack.
But, for step 2, would hairspray work also
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Old Oct 27, 2009 | 06:54 PM
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Originally Posted by redraider1900
uhm excuse me, I don't mean to hijack.
But, for step 2, would hairspray work also
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Old Oct 27, 2009 | 07:26 PM
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Old Oct 27, 2009 | 10:44 PM
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So did nobody else catch the first reply about BLOWING it dry.

Actually, y' know, that's just a figure of speech.

Charlie
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