4-year old humor...
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4-year old humor...
My son goes to the doctor for his 4-year old check-up and the Dr. sends him to some specialists to check his aptitude.
The Specialists proceeds to ask his a battery of questions like his full name, where do you live, your telephone number, colors, shapes, basic math questions. My 4-year old knows most of this.
Then, the doctor goes into the social skills questions. One of the questions was, “If a stranger asks you to get into their car, what do you do”. Without blinking an eye my son replies, “Is it a Corvette?”
The Specialists told the wife and I that we have a very gifted son with great taste in sports cars!!
The Specialists proceeds to ask his a battery of questions like his full name, where do you live, your telephone number, colors, shapes, basic math questions. My 4-year old knows most of this.
Then, the doctor goes into the social skills questions. One of the questions was, “If a stranger asks you to get into their car, what do you do”. Without blinking an eye my son replies, “Is it a Corvette?”
The Specialists told the wife and I that we have a very gifted son with great taste in sports cars!!
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....I'm going to send this to my son-in-law...he just bought a C6 and he has a 4 year old. You have a bright son there 
Great story, thanks for sharing!
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Your son is a genius. Great answer. 
