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Old Jan 23, 2011 | 03:51 PM
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Default Kansas Cow Magnets

Wait a minute Jack. Being born and raised in Kansas I can assure you the cow magnets on the fuel line really does work. If it didn't work for you, they probably had never been in a cow. Everyone knows you have to follow the cows around and find them when they pass. After going through the 4 stomachs in a cow the reverse osmosis ionizing process corrects the molecular make up in the magnet thus placing them on your fuel line slows down the fuel to the point a drop of premium will get you 4 miles. I have a collection I have been saving for personal friends once gas prices get to over $10.00 a gallon. I will sell them right now for $1000 per magnet. (it requires 2 for this to work). Also they can not be cleaned once they have entered the cow or it just screws them all up and they will never work.
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