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Old Sep 12, 2011 | 02:26 PM
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And my Sunday started out so good. I was ripping through my HoneyDo List like crazy. My wife finally agreed to let me get rid of the monstrous artificial Christmas tree in the attic. I backed my Vette out of the garage to gain access to the attic. I stuffed the Christmas tree which was consuming my attic into the back of my Ford Edge. It was stuffed!!!

Weird how stupid little things make you happy......as i backed out to make a run to Good Will i felt and heard the thud. God i hated to get out and look, but i had forgotten about the Vette and backed right into it. I am still so f@#$ing mad at myself.

So, i'm going to need a new front bumper. It tore it two places, and the drivers fender split and cracked. Maybe someone can repair the fender, but i want the car back like it was.

Does anyone know if $$$ can be saved by buying a bumper and fender from some place other than dealership or body shop? If so, where and how much?
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Old Sep 12, 2011 | 02:29 PM
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And my Sunday started out so good. I was ripping through my HoneyDo List like crazy. My wife finally agreed to let me get rid of the monstrous artificial Christmas tree in the attic. I backed my Vette out of the garage to gain access to the attic. I stuffed the Christmas tree which was consuming my attic into the back of my Ford Edge. It was stuffed!!!

Weird how stupid little things make you happy......as i backed out to make a run to Good Will i felt and heard the thud. God i hated to get out and look, but i had forgotten about the Vette and backed right into it. I am still so f@#$ing mad at myself.

So, i'm going to need a new front bumper. It tore it two places, and the drivers fender split and cracked. Maybe someone can repair the fender, but i want the car back like it was.

Does anyone know if $$$ can be saved by buying a bumper and fender from some place other than dealership or body shop? If so, where and how much?
try vette recycling last i checked they had fenders and a nose in stock in then you might be able to get away without a repaint
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Old Sep 12, 2011 | 02:38 PM
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I recommend trying to find used pieces in the same color. It won't take more than a couple hours to repair and should be about $400-500 for the parts. Plus, no one will ever be able to tell because it still has factory paint.
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Old Sep 12, 2011 | 02:40 PM
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Originally Posted by BHRZ06
try vette recycling last i checked they had fenders and a nose in stock in then you might be able to get away without a repaint


Also google the parts. A lot of salvage yards list their inventory online...
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Old Sep 12, 2011 | 02:41 PM
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Look in the C5 parts for sale section here on the forum. Seems like someone is always parting out a car and many times there are fenders involved. Or like has already been mentioned - try the used parts vendor here on the forum.
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Old Sep 12, 2011 | 02:50 PM
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Many times you can find used body parts on e-Bay.
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Old Sep 12, 2011 | 02:56 PM
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If you fasten the christmas tree to the front of the vette, nobody will notice your screw up.

Sorry,couldn't resist....bummer about your boo boo.
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Old Sep 12, 2011 | 03:44 PM
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Upgrade to a new bumper like a TS? Stock stuff is pretty cheap so shouldn't be to bad
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Old Sep 12, 2011 | 04:01 PM
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The important question is did you hurt the Ford?

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Old Sep 12, 2011 | 04:46 PM
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Shouldnt cheat on your vette with a ford
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Old Sep 12, 2011 | 04:51 PM
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Originally Posted by mooney201
The important question is did you hurt the Ford?

BA-HAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!
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Old Sep 12, 2011 | 05:01 PM
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Perfect time to put on the Tiger Shark front bumper!
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Old Sep 12, 2011 | 05:36 PM
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I'd Call Rocky @ Contemporary Corvette at 215-788-8693 They have a hell of a lot of C% and C6 in their lot.

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Old Sep 12, 2011 | 05:40 PM
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You did what I did years ago...a double accident in the driveway! anyway, try FParts and Cleveland Pick-a-Part on ebay....their prices are reasonable, and if you are close you can pick up the parts and save freight costs...
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Old Sep 12, 2011 | 05:42 PM
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Originally Posted by 04blackice
Shouldnt cheat on your vette with a ford


Try your local Craigslist.
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damn...

no matter what you are going to need paint work...a good shop will make it look like this never happened....consider it your Christmas gift to yourself .....sorry
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Old Sep 12, 2011 | 05:45 PM
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Old Sep 12, 2011 | 05:45 PM
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Ebay is your friend, found several bumpers not that long ago so be patient and you'll find the one your looking for.
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Old Sep 12, 2011 | 06:04 PM
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Condolences on the boo boo!! I can imagine the pain,,but don't beat yourself up for it,,nobody's perfect. Just a sign of the times,,we are all just a little too busy and are running in a constant state of distraction!! Good luck with the fix!!!
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Old Sep 12, 2011 | 06:15 PM
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I did the same thing but a little different. My wife said hey get something out of the attic so I back her Honda Odyssey out of the garage and hit the front bumper of my Avalanche that I had parked there the night before. I was being nice the night before and parked near the front door so she would not have to walk up to the front door. Repair cost was $500.00 for hers and mine was $850.00 and that was working a deal. I found a used rear bumper for hers and mine I had the bumper resin repaired and painted and now the both look like new again. Now I will never park near the garage door with anything of mine. Good thing for me is my wife has also backed out of our garage 3 times so far and ran into other peoples cars so she couldn't say much. If it would have been my Vette I would have flipped. Sorry about your car. I hope it comes out good when it's all done.
I'll never park behind the garage door again and I tell everyone not to as well.

THANKS RAYZZZ MY CORVETTE LIKES MY MONEY
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