[Z06] Ricer Morons
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From: Killeen (Fort Hood) Texas
Ricer Morons
so last night i am almost home from dropping my son off & a couple of ricer nerds pull up beside me in a S2000. now i normally ignore these types of fools but when he revved his little chipmuck that was under the hood at me i just had to let him see & hear what a built LS6 will & can do. i pushed the clutch in & let him hear the Borla Straights, down shift to 3rd & hammered it. i took off from him for about 2 car lengths then just let off the gas because i was coming up on my exit anyways. so when the tard comes around me after i let him, the car sounded like **** & when he let off his gas it was backfiring like crazy & shooting blue flames out the exhaust. guess he had to use his nitrious to try & catch me.. what a goon..... i think he has watched the Fast & the Furious one to many times.
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yea he was trying to fetch mine, but wasnt doing a very good job at it. thats the bad thing about alot of these young Soldiers here at Fort Hood. they spend tons of money on all these ricers, then take them to the local track & barely break the 12 second barrier in them.
there is a kid in my unit that spent almost 12g's on a SRT4 Neon & the best it could run was a 12.3 & he wasnt even driving it. his best time was 12.8. he's always trying to call me out to race him, i think his momma should have drown him at birth.....lol
there is a kid in my unit that spent almost 12g's on a SRT4 Neon & the best it could run was a 12.3 & he wasnt even driving it. his best time was 12.8. he's always trying to call me out to race him, i think his momma should have drown him at birth.....lol
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yea he was trying to fetch mine, but wasnt doing a very good job at it. thats the bad thing about alot of these young Soldiers here at Fort Hood. they spend tons of money on all these ricers, then take them to the local track & barely break the 12 second barrier in them.
there is a kid in my unit that spent almost 12g's on a SRT4 Neon & the best it could run was a 12.3 & he wasnt even driving it. his best time was 12.8. he's always trying to call me out to race him, i think his momma should have drown him at birth.....lol
there is a kid in my unit that spent almost 12g's on a SRT4 Neon & the best it could run was a 12.3 & he wasnt even driving it. his best time was 12.8. he's always trying to call me out to race him, i think his momma should have drown him at birth.....lol
His SRT-4 must have been slow because I ran up on a Soldier in Germany with an SRT-4 and he held quite well from a 40 mph roll to 140. Big boost. Ran with another guy who's Honda stayed with me all the way through 160. He was running with 500+ in his Honda 4-Door!!! Hahahaha I guess all that COLA is put to good use in Germany!
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From: Killeen (Fort Hood) Texas
Fort Hood - I was there TDY and I hated it. What is that road outside one of the gates that is soooo ghetto? Lots of radio installers, tint, etc
His SRT-4 must have been slow because I ran up on a Soldier in Germany with an SRT-4 and he held quite well from a 40 mph roll to 140. Big boost. Ran with another guy who's Honda stayed with me all the way through 160. He was running with 500+ in his Honda 4-Door!!! Hahahaha I guess all that COLA is put to good use in Germany!
His SRT-4 must have been slow because I ran up on a Soldier in Germany with an SRT-4 and he held quite well from a 40 mph roll to 140. Big boost. Ran with another guy who's Honda stayed with me all the way through 160. He was running with 500+ in his Honda 4-Door!!! Hahahaha I guess all that COLA is put to good use in Germany!
that would be Rancier out the east gate. if that guy was running 500+ then he had a huge turbo on it.
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I hated Ft Hood, we used to have to travel there to use the 50 cal range from San Antonio. We used to stay at the La Quinta a few miles outside the gate. Caught a PFC breaking into our vehicle one night at the hotel. Asshat was still in uniform. Oh and I am pretty sure street racing stories are a no go on this forum.
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There was a Car & Driver mag article back in around '05...they brought all these tuner cars, Evo's, Subbys, S2000's, Neon's and others....some serious $$$ spent. At the end of the article they brought up the fact that a stock C5 Z06 was faster everywhere. (Drag, Skidpad, Roadcourse)
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From: Killeen (Fort Hood) Texas
and since you say street racing stories are a no go on this forum, show us all where it says that. because i remember a thread once on here where the starter of the thread was asking what all people had beat with their Z, & there were multiple replies from members stating what all they had smoked.
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I don't my c5z06 with just Pfadt sways and shocks and a stock motor with just headers with 110,000 on the clock beat down a buch of fully striped evo and sti cars at a Lap battle at Miller, the evos and STI's all had 400-500 whp and I was within 2 seconds of a pro team Scion with over 900 hp, a crew of ten people, semi trailer and tire warmers 
with my new build they will all be far behind
with my new build they will all be far behind
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Hmmm...
"i just had to let him see & hear what a built LS6 will & can do. i pushed the clutch in & let him hear the Borla Straights, down shift to 3rd & hammered it."
Which is more moronic? Revving your S2000's engine, or "hammering it" instead of just simply ignoring him?
"i just had to let him see & hear what a built LS6 will & can do. i pushed the clutch in & let him hear the Borla Straights, down shift to 3rd & hammered it."
i was simply making the statement of how moronic ricers are.
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well just to set you straight, i'm not a damn street racer nor a track racer. if i wanted to race i would build a late model dirt track car. i was simply making the statement of how moronic ricers are.
and since you say street racing stories are a no go on this forum, show us all where it says that. because i remember a thread once on here where the starter of the thread was asking what all people had beat with their Z, & there were multiple replies from members stating what all they had smoked.
and since you say street racing stories are a no go on this forum, show us all where it says that. because i remember a thread once on here where the starter of the thread was asking what all people had beat with their Z, & there were multiple replies from members stating what all they had smoked.
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From: Killeen (Fort Hood) Texas
well since some people can search, thats great for you & since i never broke the speed limit, hmmmm yea. i guess its ok when some of you all tell stories about racing bikes & everything else (which most tracks wont let cars race bikes, so we know those are street races)but when one of your regulars tell a story it ok but when its not one of them then the forum cops wanna come out in full force & flap your gums....
either way if you dont like the thread, get the hell off of it or delete. either way makes no difference to me.
OH & to Arms & Ghost if either one of you two have ever done a burnout at a stop light or stop sign, then that would also classify YOU BOTH as street racers in this day & age.
either way if you dont like the thread, get the hell off of it or delete. either way makes no difference to me.
OH & to Arms & Ghost if either one of you two have ever done a burnout at a stop light or stop sign, then that would also classify YOU BOTH as street racers in this day & age.
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Weird. Must be a rule local to you?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BaO6BZpS0tU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bP2SWv__XA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2HLL9RUGLw
No way, man! This thread is awesome. Always fun to hear about people hammering it in 3rd (but not going over the speed limit LOL) to impress some kids in a Honda.
Who does burnouts at stop lights? Teenagers, I suppose. I usually say "what an idiot" when I see people doing stupid crap like that on the street.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BaO6BZpS0tU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bP2SWv__XA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2HLL9RUGLw
either way if you dont like the thread, get the hell off of it or delete.
OH & to Arms & Ghost if either one of you two have ever done a burnout at a stop light or stop sign, then that would also classify YOU BOTH as street racers in this day & age.
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From: Killeen (Fort Hood) Texas
oh and *******, its easy to hammer it in third & let back off. if you would have bothered to read the entire post before opening that huge hole below your nose. you might have noticed what all what said. i love ******* prudes like you who have never broken any rules your entire life. you're just to cool for me man.... let us all know when you put your big boy pants on & take your girly ones off......
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i love ******* prudes like you who have never broken any rules your entire life. you're just to cool for me man.... let us all know when you put your big boy pants on & take your girly ones off......
...and I love seeing fools get themselves so upset at replies to silly threads they make. Keep on hammerin' down at those ricers! You show those kids what cool is!
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well just to set you straight, i'm not a damn street racer nor a track racer. if i wanted to race i would build a late model dirt track car. i was simply making the statement of how moronic ricers are.
and since you say street racing stories are a no go on this forum, show us all where it says that. because i remember a thread once on here where the starter of the thread was asking what all people had beat with their Z, & there were multiple replies from members stating what all they had smoked.
and since you say street racing stories are a no go on this forum, show us all where it says that. because i remember a thread once on here where the starter of the thread was asking what all people had beat with their Z, & there were multiple replies from members stating what all they had smoked.
