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Melting Slicks
Joined: Nov 2007
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From: Wake Forest NC
Two brothers each own sports cars. One owns a Mustang, and the other, a Corvette. How can you tell them apart when they stand side-by-side?
You can't. While one brother is bragging about all the mods on his Mustang, the other is driving his Corvette.
ps: IB4TL
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You can't. While one brother is bragging about all the mods on his Mustang, the other is driving his Corvette.
ps: IB4TL
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not sure if this will survive, and I am a huge fan of humor and sarcasm, but this should really be in Off Topic....
Drifting
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Joined: Apr 2012
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From: Maine
I heard this joke years ago but I still like it:
"Two men leave a store. One man walks to his Corvette, the other walks out to his moped. The guy with the moped admires the Corvette and the owner lets him take a look at it. The he gets on his moped, the other guy gets into his 'Vette, and they both leave the parking lot. The guy in the Corvette decides to show off and race out of the parking lot. He stops at a stop light. Enjoying his music he looks out the window and sees the guy on the moped flying by at about 80 mph! He can't believe a moped can go that fast! So he races up to the guy on the moped and passes him again to show how fast he can go. At the next stop light, the guy on the moped speeds by once more. Finally the Corvette and moped stop at the same stop light.
''How the hell did you go past me so fast like that!?'' the guy in the Corvette asks.
The guy on the moped, all flushed and pale, looks at the man and says, ''MY SUSPENDERS ARE CAUGHT IN YOUR CAR DOOR!"
"Two men leave a store. One man walks to his Corvette, the other walks out to his moped. The guy with the moped admires the Corvette and the owner lets him take a look at it. The he gets on his moped, the other guy gets into his 'Vette, and they both leave the parking lot. The guy in the Corvette decides to show off and race out of the parking lot. He stops at a stop light. Enjoying his music he looks out the window and sees the guy on the moped flying by at about 80 mph! He can't believe a moped can go that fast! So he races up to the guy on the moped and passes him again to show how fast he can go. At the next stop light, the guy on the moped speeds by once more. Finally the Corvette and moped stop at the same stop light.
''How the hell did you go past me so fast like that!?'' the guy in the Corvette asks.
The guy on the moped, all flushed and pale, looks at the man and says, ''MY SUSPENDERS ARE CAUGHT IN YOUR CAR DOOR!"
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