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Old May 20, 2016 | 11:48 PM
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how many hail Corvettes do I need to say for breaking the4 5th commandment? lol
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I beat mine like a rental. Drive in the rain, and on dirt roads.. Quite honestly it's supposed to be enjoyed. Whether you want to wax it and look at it in the garage, race it or somewhere in between, it's all good. I do like that someone folks save them for me to beat later though..
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, but doubtful that any Corvette owner keeps all those commandments all the time.
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how many hail Corvettes do I need to say for breaking the4 5th commandment? lol
You must say three "Hail Corvettes", three "All Corvettes are Red" and do two burnouts!
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I beat mine like a rental. Drive in the rain, and on dirt roads.. Quite honestly it's supposed to be enjoyed. Whether you want to wax it and look at it in the garage, race it or somewhere in between, it's all good. I do like that someone folks save them for me to beat later though..
You drive your Vette in the rain?
Don't you know it will melt? See example below.




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those Commandments I obey, the most important ones sorry to say not so much (I am a Heathen)
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Originally Posted by bikeriderga


You drive your Vette in the rain?
Don't you know it will melt? See example below.




I'd drift that on a gravel road.. Hard ! No Zaino wax for me
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those Commandments I obey, the most important ones sorry to say not so much (I am a Heathen)


Thats probably most of us

We obey the corvette commandments, but not the ones in the good book!
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