My wife's story about the purchase of the Vette
05-15-2017, 06:06 PM
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My wife's story about the purchase of the Vette
My husband is having an affair. I must admit that she and I get along quite well. Her name is Scarlet and when she takes her top off, she attracts an awful lot of attention. I now understand what he sees in her. She gives him a thrill I could never hope to, and I guess she will be part of our lives for a very, very long time.
You see, Scarlet is my husband’s red Corvette convertible. There isn’t a woman made that can turn heads faster than she, and when her engine comes to life, I see the excitement in his eyes, probably an excitement that hasn’t been there since his hormones kicked in 45 years ago. I guess you could call it a match made in heaven. He found her on the internet. It was love at first sight. He ran his hands lovingly over her slick body and all logic jumped out the window. He was hooked.
Ladies, forget the Viagra, get a Vette and hang on for the ride of your life.
Esta
You see, Scarlet is my husband’s red Corvette convertible. There isn’t a woman made that can turn heads faster than she, and when her engine comes to life, I see the excitement in his eyes, probably an excitement that hasn’t been there since his hormones kicked in 45 years ago. I guess you could call it a match made in heaven. He found her on the internet. It was love at first sight. He ran his hands lovingly over her slick body and all logic jumped out the window. He was hooked.
Ladies, forget the Viagra, get a Vette and hang on for the ride of your life.
Esta
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05-15-2017, 06:58 PM
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Thank you for the story and the laugh, very entertaining and probably more true than most of us guys will admit. BTW, that C5 is some great looking competition you have to deal with 
. Well, once again, thanks a bunch for the light moment. Best wishes!
. Well, once again, thanks a bunch for the light moment. Best wishes!
05-15-2017, 08:49 PM
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Good one! Made me laugh. 
05-15-2017, 09:02 PM
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Just be careful with all those younger models out and about. While their rear ends may not be as attractive, I hear the interior offers a tighter fit. 
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05-15-2017, 09:29 PM
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Very good story - and I'm sure it is quite true in many ways.
05-15-2017, 10:47 PM
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My wife bought mine to cheer me up.
I had constant migrianes, cataracts, shingles, transplanted kidney issues, stomach issues. I am sure I am forgetting something.
But yeah i did make me feel better. Hell when we were buying the car had to go home due to migraine
I had constant migrianes, cataracts, shingles, transplanted kidney issues, stomach issues. I am sure I am forgetting something.
But yeah i did make me feel better. Hell when we were buying the car had to go home due to migraine
05-16-2017, 07:46 AM
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05-16-2017, 08:34 AM
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Very good story! There is just something about a Corvette...it makes you drool, waters your eyes and makes you feel great every time you get in it. Enjoy!
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05-16-2017, 11:56 PM
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05-17-2017, 12:12 PM
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I'm so glad ya'll liked it. We made it poster sized and framed it. At shows the poster sits on the w/s and gets more pics than the car!!!