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Old Jul 26, 2004 | 07:13 PM
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Default Life with my CORVETTE

How much do I love thee?
Let me count the ways

I love thee in the morning
I Love thee in night
I love the night time soaring
I love your wonderful might

I love the way you shine
I love that you are mine

I love the big fat feet
I love the patch they leave
I love to peel out in the street
I do love your big fat meat

The sound of your growl
Not at all like a kittys meow
Lets the people know
Your not just for show

The curves of your hood
Makes me feel so good
The smell of your leather
Makes me feel so much better

When I punch the gas
And we're gone in flash
This Vette that I treasure
Feels me with pleasure


The end.
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Old Jul 26, 2004 | 07:18 PM
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I think it's true............A buckeye is a nut!! You got it BADDD
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Old Jul 26, 2004 | 07:34 PM
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Great poetic prose there, BigT... and you've GOTTA have some MAJOR TIME on your hands to get this great dedication posted!
By the way... GOOO BUCKS!!!!
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Old Jul 26, 2004 | 08:12 PM
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GO BUCKS!!!!!!!!
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Old Jul 26, 2004 | 08:29 PM
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Poetry in motion!!!
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Old Jul 26, 2004 | 08:34 PM
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Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
I like corvettes
And its obvious you do too
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Old Jul 26, 2004 | 08:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Rob'sC5
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
I like corvettes
And its obvious you do too
You're obviously a poet and you know it.
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Old Jul 26, 2004 | 09:01 PM
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And I thought I had it bad
Good Job!
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Old Jul 26, 2004 | 10:25 PM
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Default How to know someone is a Poet

Originally Posted by sxe60
You're obviously a poet and you know it.
No He's a Poet and he knows it cause his toe's show it, there Longfellows!

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Old Jul 26, 2004 | 10:37 PM
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Crazy Buckeye! Oh by the way, GO BUCKEYES! May they have an awesome season!



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Old Jul 26, 2004 | 10:49 PM
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That was beautiful man...
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Old Jul 27, 2004 | 12:53 AM
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I actually lauphed out loud after reading the above posts! This form is very amusing sometimes!
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Old Jul 27, 2004 | 01:10 AM
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soo amusing and sooo helpful!!
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Old Jul 27, 2004 | 05:30 AM
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What can I say?
I went for a drive one day
My heart was moved
As I lay down two black rubber grooves
I was bitten by the bug
Bitten hard by this car I love.

And there you have it.
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Old Jul 27, 2004 | 08:16 AM
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You have to cut down on the straight shots
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Old Jul 27, 2004 | 11:26 AM
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Scotch and Buckeyes! WOoooooooooooHOoooooooo
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Old Jul 27, 2004 | 11:32 AM
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"I do love your big fat meat"

I'm scared to death!!!
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Old Jul 27, 2004 | 04:44 PM
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Brought a tear to my eye
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